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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Rebecca Black - Friday: Why The Internet Is Retarded

You've heard it. Everyone has. And everyone hates it. So if everyone hates it, why have you heard it?

See, the internet is full of stupid people. They hate something, so they talk about it. And because they don't shut the fuck up about it, it gets more and more popular. I would have never known about this video if people weren't making fun of it. Its like complaining about something yet you keep watching it. If you hate it, don't watch it, don't talk about it, and it won't become popular. Yet every message board on the internet has this damn video on it. And because of people hating it, they have in turn made it popular.

I don't hate this song, or this video. I don't like it either. I don't care about it at all. See when I dislike something, I ignore it. Yet little retards on the internet, have to go insane over how much they hate it to everyone else they talk to, and it spreads, and then its popular and they cry and whine about how something so shitty became popular.



Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Should We Resurrect the old Unemployed Winners?

As I alluded to in our previous post about the Unemployed Winner, we know a bunch of jerks who were Unemployed Winners back in the day.

I consider myself an OG Unemployed Winner, and I'm thinking about getting the band back together. Bunch of Jerks pretty much serves as our hub and our catchall dump for blog posts that don't have a natural home. So it's not like we are taking away from this place.

We will keep bringing you up to date about our latest adventures, like pondering the cultural significance of Sonic Drink Combos, hosting movie podcasts, and blogging about wrestling news and reality shows.

Being Unemployed, Award Winning Jerks allows us to pursue our dreams of finding the perfect pseudo-gourmet fast food burger and talking shit about entertainment and movies.

Unemployed Winner Charlie Sheen and The Original Unemployed Winners

Unemployed Winner? I see that Charlie Sheen aka screen legend and men's advice columnist Carlos Estevez has joined twitter. His bio says "Unemployed Winner.

This sounds very familiar. I seem to recall a bunch of Unemployed Winners who had a site 5-6 years ago. Also, there was that guy the Unemployed LOSER.

Carlos isn't the first unemployed winner and he won't be the last. I don't know what to say about his personal life right now, but the guy is a source of entertainment. I think, on some level, he might be the winner in his dispute with Chuck Lorre and Warner Bros. Hopefully he enjoys his life and finds some time for his health at some point.

More Unemployed Winner news to come. Stay Tuned...