Friday, November 27, 2009
Gellieman - Aisha!
Holy fart beans, this shit had me in tears the first time I watched it, which was many years ago, and even today, gives me major chuckles.
I don't play World Of Warcraft, but I do play some online games, and I understand what it's like to have to group together to win something, only to have one person be an complete idiot and fuck everything up. Which is hilarious.
Im The Juggernaut Bitch!
One of the greatest videos of our generation. Years old, yet still quoted to the day. So far this is the only web video I have seen that had something taken from it and used in an actual movie. Even though the usage of the line was horrible, and the movie itself was even worse, it was still quite the accomplishment for these guys.
Crazy German Kid
I don't know what the hell this kid is saying, but the fact that it isn't in any English at all, is what makes this video pure magic.
And.......... the greatest web video of all time................
GRAPE LADY FALLS!!!!!!
Yep, that's right, the stupid bitch tries to pull a little joke by telling the other lady to stop, but she goes faster, big funny joke huh? Then? BAM, FAIL, SPLAT, laughs had by me every time I see this bitch fail. Thank you stupid grape lady.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
What started it all was the wife, she wanted to go see New Moon, I was a little hesitant, mainly because if I was to go to the movies, there were other movies on the "want to see" list before New Moon, well, New Moon wasn't even on that list. But she insisted I check it out. So, I had to see the first movie, which I did today, and then went and saw New Moon. And my thoughts on them?
I'm not a film snob, where I demand perfect acting and lighting and camera work and a perfect plot or else I will write the whole movie off. The first Twilight was entertaining and decent, even though the Cullens manage to drive from Washington to Arizona in a matter of a couple hours. Whatever, it's a movie. And as for New Moon, I thought it was better than Twilight. My only gripe being is the two heroes of the movies, Jacob and Edward, really need to stop all the damn whining. My favorite character is Emmit. Edwards brother. He's just down to party and have a good time. He doesn't spend his days in depression. SPOILERS BELOW...
In closing I will say, they're not bad movies, they're not great movies. But these movies really weren't aimed at the 27 year old geek males. But, I'm cool with them, me and Twilight can exist in a world together, I'll even go far as saying that, New Moon ends on a cliffhanger, and I was a little pissed about it, I wanted more. Can't just drop a bombshell on me and leave me hangin!
So yeah, if you like some vampires and werewolves, or sorry, SHAPESHIFTERS, and haven't read the books, you just might be a little be into these movies. As for me, my ticket for Eclipse is bought, and I'll be there to check it out. Damnit. I don't see why these movies get such a bad wrap for being bad movies. I have seen MUCH worse, I will gladly sit through another round of Twilight and New Moon over ever having to see Van Helsing or The Mummy movies ever again.
Oh, and if you're wondering if I'm Team Edward or Team Jacob, at this point? I'm on the fence. Both need to do a bit of, "Manning up" before I can decide really. But I can say that I'm leaning a bit more on the Jacob side, mainly because he gave me a new word to call sissy guys, which is Marshmellow.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
I have been a fan of Jackass since it first appeared on MTV. Along with Jackass, was the little known videos that Bam Margera did called CKY. Which was also featured in episodes of Jackass. Well, The first two Jackass movies were hilarious. And Jackass 2.5 or whatever, was pretty fun even though it was just old deleted stuff from the previous movies.
Well, now the big news was announced by Paramount. Jackass 3 is on the way. And this time, Knoxville and company will be destroying themselves and pulling off pranks in full on 3D. I will be there, opening night, 3D glasses and all.
Normally I don't give a shit about this attention whore, but this is pretty awesome to watch. First she gets drunk, then turns on her web cam, and calls us all bitches, then waves a gun in our face and grounds us! Oh, and the fact that this video is longer than The Godfather! Seriously. This crazy bitch went insane for us on her web cam for a few minutes longer than The Godather movie. For those that don't know, The Godfather runs about 2 hours and 55 minutes. Yeah. If you manage to sit through this entire video, then you win some kind of award.
And since she has made her video private now, you can just laugh at this little moment from those painful 3 hours...
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Yes, and yes. If you are even the smallest fan of the original Star Wars films, you will be having nostalgia moments all through playing this game. The controls are very simple and smooth, and the graphics are pretty great. The sounds are all the sounds from the movie, even the John Williams score is there. What is even cooler about the game is in between levels, depending if you failed, or passed the mission, you get actual cut scenes from Episode IV. Check out the video below for more.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Other than that, we will also be back to updating regularly. I will also be doing a review of Call Of Duty: World At War: Zombies for the iPhone.
Till then, check this out...
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Saturday, November 14, 2009
I also filmed an all new video, a cooking video. That's right. Learn the secret of the Potato Drop! Coming at ya Monday.
Now excuse me while I go get drunk. Till the next video is posted, here is Hilary Duff as a vampire. Because vampire chicks are hot, and I don't care what people say, Hilary Duff is hot. And I would do many things to her that would be frowned upon by every church in the country.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Hot Girls Risky Business Fail - Watch more Funny Videos
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks
Monday, November 9, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
And then one day some stupid snooty bitches from BYU, start giving her a hard time! They start talkin shit, they throw elbows into her awesome chest, they tug on her shorts, so Elizabeth Lambert, turned into LAMBERT 3:16 and decided to dish come back. What the snooty BYU bitches didn't realize, was Elizabeth Lambert isn't one to be messed around with. Don't go throing an elbow if you don't want a face full of soccer ball. Thanks. Watch the video, watch number 7 on the white team act like a stupid lil bitch, she throws an elbow into Elizabeths chest. So guess what happens then? Its called Elizabeth VS BYU. And Elizabeth wins.
We understand that due to her actions, Elizabeth Lambert was banned. Which is total bullshit. Had this happened in England, she would have MAYBE gotten tossed from the game, or a foul thrown in her face. And now she feels all sorry and bad about it, look Elizabeth, 99% of the internet saw what those girls were doing, and you were just defending yourself. So don't worry. You are still awesome in our eyes, and now thousands of guys wanna marry your sexy lil bad ass self.
Also here is where they really screwed up, for the first time in the history of the planet Earth. People are actually giving a shit about womens college soccer. And they go and ban the reason for it. Good job.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Phillies and Yankees Fans Brawl in Parking Lot - Watch more Funny Videos
THREE MEN AND A BRIDE IS HEADED TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!
Guttenberg broke the news just the other day.
"Disney's developing Three Men and a Bride. That's going to be a smash. A smash hit. They're bringing everybody back for that. Nobody knows
about it. I'm the first to talk about it.”
Works for me, I'm a fan of the first two movies, so why not? I'll be there opening weekend.
Our Old Blog " Devon Lohan" was filled with fantastic recipes and great food reviews. It's hard to believe the Potato Drop sensation started almost 3 years ago. We have decided to revisit this classic. The following includes the original Potato Drop post as well as a followup "My Experience" post by Money D. and the 4 Minute Microwave Method. Enjoy.
My Favorite Way to Make a Baked Potato ( in the Oven)
It's a simple and easy thing to make, and cheap. I mean you can get a 5 lb bag of potatoes for maybe 3 bucks or a very nice loose Russet for less than a buck.
You can even microwave these biotches. But sometimes the potato doesn't come out right. You might cook it for an hour and it's still raw. Then a few minutes later it's overcooked.
In future posts we will discuss all the great toppings ( broccoli and cheddar, chives/sour cream/bacon/cheddar/butter, creamed chipped beef, you know, whatever).
BUT right Now I'm talking the basic baked potato. I will talk about Microwaves ( remember, times vary!) but this is how I cook my perfect baked potato in the fuckin oven.
1. Pre-heat oven to 450 degrees
2. Rinse the potato and rub coarse salt all over the skin
3. When the oven is ready just sit the potato right on the rack. It should take about 45 minutes for a medium potato. The skin should be crisp and the inside should be soft. You will be able to push through it.
Very Important Step: THE DROP
When you take the potato out.. Well I worked in a restaurant for many years and I am used to sticking my bare hands in ovens and broilers. So I will just grab it. You may need an oven mitt or some tongs or other utensil. If you have sensitive hands, playing "hot potato" may also accomplish this, especially if your floor is very clean. But, the way IIII do it is: I take the potato out and wrap it in foil or securely in a paper towel ( for reasons that will soon become obvious the potato should be covered).
Then from a height of about 5-6 feet I drop the potato directly on the floor ( I guesss you could put some wax paper there or something). This step is crucial to making an awesome potato because this smashes it and makes it very fluffy. It breaks the skin and the spuds splatter out.
ALTERNATE: If you don't want to drop it or have dirty floors or prefer hitting things, you can do this another way. Take it out and sit it on a plate/counter/cutting board. Put a couple paper towels on top and start "chopping" or beating it. I would say 2-3 swift blows are sufficient. I can best describe the proper strike as a "karate chop" but with fingers bent/half-closed. This will create the same effect as the floor drop.
Season and Eat: For the basic potato I will stick to salt, pepper and butter. After dropping it the potato skin may open on its own. Or you may need to tear/cut it down the middle. It should be fluffy enough. If not, flake it some with your fork. You know how Thomas's English Muffins have nooks and crannies for the butter to seep in? A good potato is kinda like that. It will have lots of little cracks and fissures where toppings will sink. if not, you want to make some wth your fork. Then I sprinkle salt. Then pepper. Then butter. I find this order of condiment application to be crucial.
Then you eat it. I won't tell you how to enjoy your potato, but I eat the skin( usually first just like I do with Birthday cake) and then scoop out and mix up the insides. I like to save the most buttery pices for last and rub them around in any salt and pepper residue.
The Now Famous Potato Drop - My Experience...
So ever since I read the now famous potato recipe from Ultra Entertainment, I've had the urge to try it since it sounded good. Now I've had my fair share of potatoes and enjoy it as a side to steak or shrimp etc., but this potato turned out to be good enough to be a meal in itself. I had my fiance follow the recipe and see just how good it would be. The first observation was that we needed to put it in a little longer, as the 45 minutes that was called for didn't quite have it done all the way, but after 20 minutes extra it was good to go, so the time in the oven will vary based on the oven you have. So as we took it out, our next step was the most odd and probably a step you won't find in any other recipe, which is why this step is known as the famous "drop." So as the recipe states, we held the potato up about a little over 5 feet, then dropped it right to the floor, SPLAT! We had the potato wrapped in foil, but as stated , the drop opened the potato up and some splattered out a little. First thing we noticed after looking inside after the drop, was how soft and fluffy the potato was, the drop had worked to perfection! This was definitely the magic touch to this perfect potato. Now I added the butter, which was low fat for me since i try to eat semi-healthy. Next up I added my own personal touch by substituting salt/pepper for a personal favorite of mine, Mrs. Dash. The result? Perfection! This was honestly the best potato I ever remember eating. After eating about half of it, I decided to break out some sour cream n test that out, and its another great compliment to the perfect potato i must say. One part that really stood out was the skin. The recipe calls for salt to be rubbed all over the potato before it goes in the oven, and now the skin was full of flavor. I usually don't eat the skin as its normally pretty flavorless, but this time i ate the whole potato, skin and all.
So I give two thumbs way up for this recipe and definitely recommend for anyone who is looking to make the perfect potato, you will definitely taste the difference!
Late Night 4 Minute Baked (Nuked) Potato
I'm sitting down with a 30 second soft pretzel to write about a 4 minute potato.
I wrote about making the perfect baked potato before.. Well, here is how to make the speedy microwaved version.
While I prefer cooking with a real oven ( and try to avoid the microwave, Foreman grills,etc) sometimes it's just not practical. I said in my potato post that it would take 45 minutes to cook. Well that's on the low end. A full hour might be necessary. But with some easy prep work the microwave works just fine.
The other night I found myself hungry and didn't have much in the way of convenience food. It was late. I didn't want to cook, and I didn't want to drive or eat Taco Bell or any of that stuff. I also didn't have much money. I DID have almost a full bag of potatoes from making cheese potato soup.
Being a Potato Purist, it wasn't easy popping this incredible spud in the microwave oven. I decided to risk it.
As you know one of the great things about potato preparation is it's fun. Damn fun. We get to slice them, dice them, stab, poke, smack, chop, and drop.
First I took a fork and violently stabbed the Russet about 3 dozen times. The point is to make several small holes in the potato.
Then I inserted the dish in a standard power residential microwave oven. After some brief calculations I decided the perfect time would be 4 minutes- 4:00.
And it was! It turned out perfectly. Medium potato. Average Microwave Power. 4 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think I may PREFER my microwaved version.
It's easy and CHEAP. I figure, when bought in 5 lb sack, a decent sized potato might run 30-35 cents. In about 5 minutes you can have a nice snack or meal. The possibility of toppings are endless. Or you can have it plain or a sprinkle of salt and pepper and a pat of butter. Whatever you like.
And don't forget for even more fun, DO The DROP!
And well, here is what I have to say about it... And yeah, I know the sound is screwed up, don't blame me, blame the stupid, youtube reply to this video with a video crap.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
I'm sure Del would agree with me, 100%
Monday, November 2, 2009
The rights to the Terminator franchise are about to hit the auction block. Studios, moguls, rich people, and companies all over will be bidding for the rights to the Terminator franchise, which includes all movie, tv, books, comics, and other rights. So whoever lands the rights to it, will have the fate of future movies in their hands. And one man could save us all, and his name is Joss Whedon.
Who is Joss Whedon? He wrote a few episodes of Roseanne when he was first starting off, then wrote a screenplay called Toy Story. He then went on to create a character known to us as Buffy. She slayed vampires. He is also the mind behind Angel, Firefly, and Dollhouse.
Well, ol Joss wrote an open letter to Halcyon, the current owners of Terminator. Here is the letter he wrote to them...
An Open Letter to the Terminator Owners. From a Very Important Hollywood Mogul
I am Joss Whedon, the mastermind behind Titan A.E., Parenthood (not the movie) (or the new series) (or the one where ‘hood’ was capitalized ’cause it was a pun), and myriad other legendary tales. I have heard through the ‘grapevine’ that the Terminator franchise is for sale, and I am prepared to make a pre-emptive bid RIGHT NOW to wrap this dealio up. This is not a joke, this is not a scam, this is not available on TV. I will write a check TODAY for $10,000, and viola! Terminator off your hands.
No, you didn’t miscount. That’s four — FOUR! — zeroes after that one. That’s to show you I mean business. And I mean show business. Nikki Finke says the Terminator concept is played. Well, here’s what I have to say to Nikki Finke: you are a fine journalist and please don’t ever notice me. The Terminator story is as formative and important in our culture — and my pretend play — as any I can think of. It’s far from over. And before you Terminator-Owners (I have trouble remembering names) rush to cash that sweet cheque, let me give you a taste of what I could do with that franchise:
1) Terminator… of the Rings! Yeah, what if he time-travelled TOO far… back to when there was dragons and wizards? (I think it was the Dark Ages.) Hasta La Vista, Boramir! Cool, huh? “Now you gonna be Gandalf the Red!” RRRRIP! But then he totally helps, because he’s a cyborg and he doesn’t give a s#&% about the ring — it has no power over him! And he can carry it AND Frodo AND Sam AND f@%& up some orcs while he’s doing it. This stuff just comes to me. I mean it. (I will also offer $10,000 for the Lord of the Rings franchise).
2) More Glau. Hey. There’s a reason they’re called “Summer” movies.
3) Can you say… musical? Well don’t. Even I know that’s an awful idea.
4) Christian Bales John Connor will get a throat lozenge. This will also help his Batwork (ten grand for that franchise too, btw.)
5) More porn. John Connor never told Kyle Reese this, but his main objective in going to the past was to get some. What if there’s a lot of future-babies that have to be made? Cue wah-wah pedal guitar — and dollar signs!
6) The movies will stop getting less cool.
Okay. There’s more — this brain don’t quit! (though it has occasionally been fired) — but I think you get my drift. I really believe the Terminator franchise has only begun to plumb the depths of questioning the human condition during awesome stunts, and I’d like to shepherd it through the next phase. The money is there, but more importantly, the heart is there. But more importantly, money. Think about it. End this bloody bidding war before it begins, and put the Terminator in the hands of someone who watched the first one more than any other movie in college, including “Song of Norway” (no current franchise offer).
Sincerely, Joss Whedon.
I don't know why this show is getting such a bad rep, I have watched from Season 1 Episode 1, and still enjoy it even today. Of course this is a show about superheroes, so the majority of viewers consist of nerdy fanboys who are never ever pleased no matter what you try to do. Anyways....
Word comes today that Adrian Pasdar has been let go from the show. No reason was given as to why he was fired, but most think it was due to just cut costs since the show has been having some lousy ratings lately. Anyways, doesn't matter to me, I wasn't ever a Nathan Petrelli fan. But, this time it is for real, Nathan has died, well a lot already on the show, but now it seems that his death this season, is for really reals. Bye Flying Man.
I'll admit it, I am a Sirius subscriber. I can't help it, I crave music, and I am a Stern fan. So I went to Sirius. FM radio grew stale, hearing the same songs over and over, or having to sit through 15 minutes of commercials to listen to 2 songs before going back to more commercials. But, sometimes I find myself back to FM radio. And the main reason being is KDKB.
I am a fan of Rock. And a fan of Metal. And KDKB delivers both to me. They don't play the "popular" songs all the time, or the biggest hits all the time. Sometimes they will play some deep tracks from a great album and that is what I like to hear. I don't wanna hear Disturbed 20 times in an hour like most FM Rock stations do. KDKB sticks to the greats, like Kiss, Judas Priest, AC/DC, Guns N Roses, and so on.
On top of that, another reason I venture back to FM radio instead of Sirius, is because of the price change that Sirius did. Where if you wanna listen online, you have to pay an extra amount of money on top of what you already pay. And when I wanna listen to music, it's times like now, at 1 in the morning, when I'm writing blogs, or just relaxing at home, so I go online and tune in at http://www.kdkb.com/ where I can listen to their live stream whenever I want. In doing so, I have discovered, Domonick. Who is pretty much the best rock DJ that Radio here in Phoenix AZ has to offer. Sadly he is only one late at night, a couple nights out of the week. If he was to be my drive home DJ, or on more frequently, then I would probably tune into FM radio more often. Too often did I get annoyed with the radio DJs, talking over the music, rambling on and on forever instead of just playing some music, but this guy gets it done, plays good music, and Domonick and the crew at KDKB, are the reason why I still turn the source on my radio to FM. If only all stations could be like them, then the world might be a more peaceful place, of ROCK.
Catch Domonick Sunday and Monday nights from Midnight to 5:00am.
Check out Domonicks page here.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Then ask Random Villain. Send in your questions in the comment section, and every couple days or so, a video will appear, then just watch and see if the advice you were seeking gets answered!
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