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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Phil Robertson is Anti-gay. Best Buy Doesn't Sell Tacos.

Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson sounded off on his thoughts on gays, after he was asked his opinion of them. And obviously, the bible thumping old redneck from the backwoods of Louisiana isn't a supporter of them. I know, shocker right? Well tell that to everyone raising a damn stink about it.

A&E has now suspended Phil Robertson from the show Duck Dynasty after these remarks:

“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men,” he tells reporter Drew Magary. “Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers—they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.”

“It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know  what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

Now, if Phil Robertson is anti-gay. Fine, that's his way of thinking and his way of life. He was asked his opinion on something, and he gave it. And the fact is, look at the guy! He loves Jesus and the Lord and all that. He's as redneck as it comes. And people are acting shocked and angry over what he said? Everyone out there is entitled to their opinion. There is a right way and a wrong way to go about voicing it. Westboro Baptist Church is the obvious wrong way to go about things. But when someone in a magazine asks a question, and you answer it with the truth, that's the right way. He isn't running around holding up signs about the matter, or making an ass out of himself on street corners. He just answered a question.

So of course GLAAD has to stomp their feet and remark back. And be ANNOYING. They're like PETA. I bet even gay people get annoyed with GLAAD. You know what the only response to this thing should be from GLAAD? "Hey, he's entitled to his opinion." That should be the ONLY response. But that wouldn't get press or anything, or drag this on, or make this seem bigger than it actually is. Phil Robertson isn't out hunting down gays, or doing anything against them. I guarantee you if a gay guy or woman walked into their shop and he saw them, he would treat them the same as anyone else.

Now that he has been suspended from the show, what will happen? Well nothing. Phil Robertson isn't going to give a shit. True, he is making millions off of Duck Dynasty. But you know what he was doing before that show ever came along? Making millions.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

What happens when a guy washes down Mentos with some Coke?

So we all have seen the wild and wacky videos of people putting Mentos into Coke bottles and watching the fun happen...

But what would happen is someone drank some Coke, then ate a bunch of Mentos? Would they explode? Would nothing happen? There is only one way to find out, and that is by watching this brave man attempt to find out, the hard way.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Death Watch Alert: Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes drugged outYes - we are the originators of the Lindsay Lohan death watch and even though Lindsay has flipped us the bird and continues to live,  it is our duty to call attention to another celebrity that is topping the 2013 death watch list.  If you've been online at all in the past few days, you've no doubt seen a mention of Amanda Bynes doing something crazy and posting it online.  Whether it was making crazy drugged up looking faces or shaving half of her head, Amanda has put a spotlight on herself that has many worried about her...and rightfully so.

I really didn't pay much attention at first.  There was talk that Amanda was taking "selfy" pics of herself trying to wink or look sexy or....something, and wasn't quite getting the job done either way.  Then came news that Amanda was posting topless pics of herself and posting them on Twitter, which obviously raised a few more eyebrows.  All of this was followed by celebrities like Jenny McCarthy posting that she hoped Amanda got help, to which Amanda replied going off on McCarthy pretty much calling her old and ugly.  Bynes claims she's not crazy, but the pics alone tell a much different story.

So Lindsay Lohan has moved on to more of a "jail watch" if you will, and Amanda Bynes is now definitely topping the death watch list.  We're not saying we hope she dies, but tell us after viewing some of her pics that she's not on the verge.  She actually used to be pretty hot, but things have most definitely taken a turn that have many wishing she would've felt like showing her boobs about 5 years ago. 

We are a Bunch of Jerks, and we tell it like it is - so let's hear it, how long do you say Amanda Bynes is going to make it?  Death watch initiated.

Monday, April 29, 2013

NBA Player Jason Collins is Gay; Do You Care?

Jason CollinsBefore anyone goes off about this being a gay bashing post (since it seems like everyone is dissecting every comment made by anyone and everyone about this,) that isn't the case at all.  The news is all over today, the first active NBA player (or player in any sport) to come out as gay is Jason Collins.  Apparently it was such a big deal that President Obama himself called Jason about it. For the most part it seems like this is a big deal because some people act like there will be a big backlash and some athletes won't want to play sports anymore if there are gay players involved....newsflash: it's 2013.

The point of my commentary on this is, if a guy is a good basketball, football, baseball, etc., player, then cool let them play.  I could care less what their sexual orientation is.  Of course there are going to be dumb comments and statements from other athletes which has already happened more than once today, but that's life and it would happen regardless.  Is anyone going to stop playing?  No.  Will the sport look any different? Nope.  Maybe if it was 1982 this would've been a huge circus, but now days...who really cares?

I'm sure some of you will say that this is a bold move, a brave one, and you're right.  To be the first to put this kind of spotlight on himself the way Jason Collins has was a brave move, but in reality should it be THAT big of a deal?  Others may say it's all for publicity, and you may be somewhat right as well.  A free agent picked a hell of a time to become the most talked about player in the league, but who are we to judge?

He's gay, he's out, cool let's move on.  Maybe if other players feel comfortable doing the same now and thus live happier lives after doing so, cool.....but how about we just get back to business as usual on the court?  Sounds good.

Friday, April 19, 2013

The Boston Bomber is in Custody

Dzhokhar TsarnaevAfter almost an entire week of terror and tragedy revolving around these jackasses, the remaining Boston bomber is officially in police custody.  We reported last night that there was gunfire and explosions in Watertown, Massachusetts which turned out to be the 2 suspects from Monday's bombing in a gunfight with police.  Police shot and killed one suspect, while the other got away and has been on the run throughout the day today.

19 year old Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was the bombing suspect that got away last night but has since been successfully taken into custody by authorities after a day long hunt.  His brother is the one that was shot last night, and apparently whose body was ran over by his own brother during the getaway.  This final showdown began yesterday after the FBI released surveillance footage of the Tsarnaev brothers carrying bags during Mondays attack and notifying the world to be on the lookout for them. 

The authorities nailed these two in quick fashion, and it's pretty amazing how they were able to track them down so fast since they definitely had enough time to escape the country if they wanted to.  At least in all this Boston will see justice rightfully served after the week these 2 assholes caused for so many people, which will be a loud and clear message to anyone who wants to try to be the next big won't win.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

What the Hell is Going on in Boston 2: Shootings and Explosions at MIT and Watertown

MIT ShootingWow, this is seriously getting out of control. At this point President Obama has to be wondering if some sort of rogue terrorists are attacking the U.S. after tonight ANOTHER incident involving explosions and even shooting this time has taken place.

It was reported earlier that there was a shooting on the MIT campus in Boston where an officer was shot and killed.  Then just moments ago not far away in Watertown, Massachusetts, there was word of explosions and gunmen on the loose.  As seen on news channels, this time authorities caught 2 of these people and arrested them.  All we can say is this is total anarchy.  I remember after 9/11, pretty much the entire week or even more following that tragedy we all watched TV just waiting for something else to happen as the feeling was that we were surely under attack and there would be more.  That never really happened, but ever since this Boston attack all hell has been breaking loose in the country.

Of course the explosion in Texas was most likely a totally unrelated accidental event, but this latest shooting and possible explosions could be related to the Monday's terrorist attack on Monday.  I can't remember having these type of occurrences happening so close together.  It remains to be seen if our nightly posts on the latest craziness in the U.S. continues in the next few days.

Hey! It's the R.I.P.D. Rest In Peace Department Trailer!

Check it out guys! It's the R.I.P.D. Rest In Peace Department Trailer!

Alright yeah, you get the joke if you've already seen the trailer for R.I.P.D. It looks like complete crap. So we won't be posting the actual trailer here.

What the Hell Happened in Waco Texas?

Waco Texas ExplosionJust a few days ago we were asking  What the Hell Happened in Boston?  Now another tragedy has struck, this time in West Texas just a few hours ago in the city of Waco.  Apparently a fertilizer plant exploded and has injured hundreds and killed a number of people as well. 

No real word on how this happened other than a fire ignited at the plant which caused the fertilizer to cause a massive explosion that could be felt for miles around the area.  The initial explosion happened a few hours ago, but the fire is STILL burning and releasing harmful chemicals into the air. 

It is really crazy timing for something like this to happen just days after the Boston bombings that injured and killed people as well.  This incident may have been accidental, but there hasn't been official word on what happened.  This explosion destroyed many homes and buildings in the surrounding area, and rescue workers are coming in from surrounding areas to try to help the huge number of people affected.  Apparently there are still people trapped in the aftermath of all this and crews are working frantically to get them help.

The amount of news happening around the country right now has to be at some sort of high.  Whether it's bombers, attempted poison mail deliveries, and even this West Texas explosion, it's crazy to have all this happening at once.  Practically the whole town of Waco is being evacuated right now but hopefully they get the help they need to deal with this tragedy.

The video below caught how insane this explosion really was:


Monday, April 15, 2013

What the Hell Happened in Boston?

Boston ExplosionsI certainly wasn't expecting to hop on Twitter today and see a ton of "our thoughts are with those in Boston today" tweets.  After throwing on CNN for a while now and catching up on what went down, there really aren't a lot of details.  The Boston Marathon was going on when suddenly 2 (or maybe more) explosions went off, injuring many and throwing the city into a state of chaos.

Of course when you hear explosions the first thing that comes to mind is terrorists of some sort.  As of now there is no confirmation on this as the authorities are looking into everything, including the possibility of a natural explosion such as gas or something similar.  Right now nothing at all is known other than at least 2 people were killed in these blasts.

It's hard to speculate with all the craziness that goes down at times with maniacs shooting up schools etc.  Being there were 2 explosions it does seem like some sort of terrorist act, but I'm sure we will know for sure within the next couple of hours.  The country is now on watch just in case this isn't an isolated incident.  Finding out that this was a natural thing would be the best case if there is one, but it doesn't seem that way as of now.

Monday, April 8, 2013

Farrah Abraham is About to Show the Real "Teen Mom" Talent

Farrah Abraham sex tape
**Update - The Farrah Abraham sex tape is now available!**

Over a year ago I posted that the show Teen Mom was Certified Bullshit due to the fact that these girls who decided to whore it up early in life get rewarded with big money and artificial "celebrity" status.  I mean the original show "16 and Pregnant" somewhat spread the message that if you get knocked up as a teenager, you're life is pretty much screwed.  Then Teen Mom just made all their lives into soap operas for people to watch their lives continue to tailspin. Well NOW one of the teen moms is coming clean and going back to her slutty roots by apparently doing a porn.

That's right, the last day or so has been pretty interesting for Farrah Abraham.  First there were rumors of a sex tape she was trying to keep from being released, then there was word it was actually a porn she willingly shot with pro cameras etc. which was further fueled when she was seen walking around holding hands with some long dong porn star.  And the final rumor was that she had a sex tape she didn't have the proper releases for, so she shot a pro porn instead.  Either way, the farce is over and it's time to slut it up out in the open (and we thought her buying that new pair of big boobs was as far as she would go.)  It's the Teen Mom way, as there are constant stories of all these girls repeating their mistakes and getting knocked up again and again by different guys in some cases......well this time Farrah Abraham is going to let us watch!

No details on the release of this sex tape/porn yet, but of course porn king Vivid is all over making this happen since they obviously know it will sell huge.  How long before another Teen Mom gets jealous of all this attention and follows in Farrah's footsteps?  Which one will it be?

Friday, April 5, 2013

Jessica Alba in a Bikini at the Beach Still Makes Lives Complete

Jessica Alba Bikini AssIt's been years since the moment Jessica Alba famously flaunted her bikini body and struck what is now famously knows as the "Alba Pose" which saw her on all fours with her ass popped up as if she was inviting the world to come have some fun.  All these years and two, yes TWO kids later, Jessica Alba can still go to the beach in a bikini and cause worldwide jaw dropping madness.

As far as movies go, Jessica has pretty much been known as a prude and won't get naked.  She did briefly show her bare ass in a movie once, but it's pretty clear that it's most likely as far as she'll ever go.  Apparently the same rules don't apply for bikinis, because these pics from the past few days in St. Bart's provide what are most likely the best Jessica Alba ass shots ever.  She doesn't even look like she's had 1 kid much less 2, and she seems to have no regard for her ass being barely covered when it comes to bikinis.  I mean the bikini bottoms are barely there, and look more like panties especially when wet (no complaints here.)

If you've been seriously lacking some Jessica Alba in a bikini, these photos will definitely give you your fill.  She rocks a bikini better than ever, and shows us all once again why she is the queen of tease.  Jessica, you HAVE to know when you where such attire that Jerks like us will be spending hours looking at the pics...who am I kidding, we all know Jessica knows about her famous pose and is ready to innovate with all new ones that will be just as legendary:

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Lindsay Lohan is Not Dead or Pregnant, Just a Little Bruised Up

Lindsay Lohan Ass at the BeachYes, we are the home of the original Lindsay Lohan death watch...but that was 2010 and now it's 2013 and Lindsay is still tearing it up making headlines every few days it seems.  We Jerks will give credit where credit is due, we called a Lindsay death headline many years ago yet she has proverbially flipped us off by continuing to live and has somehow escape spending years in prison in the process after multiple incidents of theft, car accidents, drunkenness etc.

So that covers the death watch, but pregnancy?  Well that was Lindsay's little April Fools joke on Twitter that backfired a bit.  Yes she tweeted she was pregnant, but didn't quite understand why people went off on the fact that the most unstable celebrity out there was with child before she revealed it was a joke.  She asked where their "sense of humor" was, which tells you that Lindsay has NO clue how out of control her life is. 

So these pics are of Lindsay hanging out at the beach in Brazil, where she's been hiding out er.... NOT partying or anything....yeah.  While we must admit she can still rock a bikini, we're unsure why her legs are all bruised to hell.  There's probably some great story behind them that involve hiding under tables to avoid paparazzi, but knowing Lindsay she would just claim she tripped while doing charity work for the elderly or something.  For those of you that still worship her there is plenty of Lindsay ass to be seen in the pics at least. 

So Lindsay Lohan has survived (so far) what now?  Do we extend the death watch based on the fact that her train wreck life WILL eventually end tragically?  Or is Lindsay going to keep on bucking the system and rocking on?  Hell, many people still think she's one of the hottest celebrities out there and her bad girl image only enhances that.  Here are the bruised up bikini pics to help you decide if Ms. Lohan is hot, not, or if her death watch clock is still ticking.