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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Random Villains Top 10 Movies Of 2009

And here we go. This is a tough list to do, because there was some good stuff that came out this past year. And number 1 and 2 spots are almost a tie, but I feel 1 just barely edged out over number 2. Anyways, check em out....

This movie got torn to shreds in reviews. And I was really let down about it, to the point I refused to see it. But, a friend talked me into going opening night, and I loved the hell outta this movie. To me, this one was more close to the cartoon than the first movie. The twin autobots were annoying yes, but the fact that we finally got to see the banter and relationship of Megatron and Starscream take form was enough for me. Plus, Jetfire fusing with Optimus Prime? Too awesome.

I hate Stephen Sommers movies. The Mummy movies are insanely mediocre, and Van Helsing? UGH. So I didn't bother with this until a couple of loyal GI Joe fans told me they enjoyed it, so I gave it a watch and surprisingly, this was a pretty damn entertaining movie. And if they make a sequel, I'll be there at the theater to check it out.

Now, on with the top 10....

10. Sherlock Holmes
Good to see Guy Richie back making good movies. Madonna was holding him down. Excellent movie.

9. Fanboys
True this movie has been around for a couple years now, but it's official release was this year, so it's going on this list. A great buddy comedy for every nerd out there.

8. I Love You, Man
The best bromance comedy ever made.

7. The Hangover
I didn't see this in theaters, the hype was too much for me. So I had to wait till it died down to kinda see it with fresh eyes. And even though this year had quite a few funny movies, this was the years best comedy.

6. Drag Me To Hell
Sam Raimi showing that he still had it when it comes to horror films. I'm sure if he made this R rated and just let loose it woulda been higher up on this list, but I was very pleased with this movie.

5. District 9
Wow. Somewhere deep inside me, I feel this should truly be the best movie of the year. But I think the hype for this movie was so high I expected way too much from this movie.

4. Taken
So, Liam Neeson is a certified bad ass. I think they coulda easily called this movie Jason Bourne Is A Douche Bag. Bryan Mills would kick the crap out of anyone and anything. The throat chop, good god the throat chop.

3. Star Trek
Epic. Of course I am a bit biased, I am the son of two trekkies, so Star Trek is in my blood.

2. Inglourious Basterds
Tarantinos best movie since Pulp Fiction.

1. Up
Once again, Pixar takes the top spot for the year. Their movies are just too damn good. Next year we see Toy Story 3. But, will it be the best of 2010? Hard to say, Tron Legacy is on its way.

So that's it. Don't get all pissy if I didn't put Avatar in here cause guess what? That movie kinda blew. And if you're upset cause The Hurt Locker and Zombieland had no mentions, well, I didn't get a chance to see them yet. Sorry.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Dominos Pizza NEW Recipe.... Add Garlic!

So, I hate Dominos Pizza. I like to think of myself as a bit of a Pizza Pro. I love pizza. I eat pizza everywhere I can, and I always have to try something new. And out of all the pizzas from all the pizza places I have had, Dominos Pizza is the WORST. So, when Dominos announced that starting December 27th they would be changing their pizzas to a new recipe, I figured I would give it a shot. After all, sometimes late at night around 1am, I want some pizza, and Dominos is the only option, so I settle for a PB & J over Dominos.

Well, today was the day, I went down, snagged some Dominos, and got ready for some PIZZA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I took the first bite.......... and........... it tastes............ the same. Uh, what? The same crappy cheese. The same bland nasty sauce. Then I got to the crust, and noticed that, the crust now has sprinkles of garlic all over it. Yay?

So, final verdict, don't fall for this NEW PIZZA NEW RECIPE crap. It's still the same old nasty crappy Dominos. Just with garlic on the crust. FAIL.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

So Grandpa Just Killed Christmas...

Well its Christmas time here, and our Bunch of Jerks are in celebration mode, so to honor Christmas, we provide video of how 1 Jerk cant screw up everyones Christmas spirit in one swoop.  In this case, it's angry grandpa coming over and shooting on Christmas, Santa, and life itself.  In the process, he tells his grandkids that this Santa business is all crap, and something about Walmart ruining Christmas, and that his wallet is in fact.....Santa, yeah.  Shockingly the guy filming didn't just beat his dad's ass and throw him out, but instead just let him ramble and kill his kids Christmas fun forever.  Oh well, the shits still pretty funny.  Merry Christmas, especially from angry Gramps:

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Hey, Brittany Murphy died... you know the hot chick from some movies!

So Brittany Murphy died today. She went into drug overdose, I mean, cardiac arrest earlier today and died. That's about it really. She was in some movies and played parts that anyone in the world coulda played. She wasn't a very good actress, but she was hot, and that's what matters here. She dies, but the cast of Jersey Shore lives on. What the hell man, anyways, she was in 8 Mile, Sin City, Clueless, uhhhhhh, some movie with Ashton Kutcher.......

Avatar Review

This will be short.

Visually? Awesome looking movie. The 3D? Stupid. Most of the movie I didn't even feel like I was watching a 3D movie. Only time I was reminded was when the random bug flew across in the movie in all crazy 3D. Whatever.

The storyline? Stupid cliche crap. Same ol same ol formula. What am I talking about? You know the story, guy doesn't give a crap, just doin his job, but uh oh, he starts to care! And then regrets it and wants to help! Uh oh! The girl he also didn't care about, he now loves! But she finds out he hasn't been truthful! So now she hates him! But, she forgives him randomly and it's ok now. Yeah, part of the story for Avatar was ripped off from 10 Things I Hate About You.... Shes All That.... and a slew of other teeny bopper movies.

The movie is pretty to look at, but if you saw Dances With Wolves, and some teeny bopper movies where the main guy has a secret only for the girl to find out and get mad about it but later just forgive, then you have seen Avatar.

Oh, and whoever said THIS WILL CHANGE MOVIES FOREVER, needs to just blow it out their ass. This movie was more predictable then any movie I have seen recently. GI JOE THE RISE OF COBRA had a more original story line than this movie.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

How good was The Shield?

Yeah, The Shield. The best show in the history of shows. It had it's series premiere in 2008. But, the Pittsburgh Post knows what good TV is. And in their article naming the top 10 shows of 2009, it also came up with some honorable mentions for 2009, and included The Shield in it.

Now, like I said, The Shield came to it's finale last year, 2008. Which means it did not have any new episodes in 2009. All I could think of is possible re-runs here and there maybe. So The Pittsburgh Post knows that The Shield is so good, that the re-runs for it, are better than most shows of 2009. I dig that news.

Now, can we please get The Shield Movie off the ground already?! Thanks!

Wild Hogs 2 No More?!?! Disney Cancels The Film!!

Damn all of you who did not go see Old Dogs. It seems to be that because Old Dogs sucked and no one went to see it, Disney has called off Wild Hogs 2!!

Now, I will admit, from the previews and commercials, Wild Hogs looked AWFUL. But, a bored night, we gave it a watch, and holy hell it was funny stuff. I constantly quote that movie every time I see a biker now. And there are quite a few people who felt like I did at first, and I told them to give a try, they did, and they agreed, it was pretty damn funny. What? Don't believe me? Fine, here!

Well, no more Wild Hogs 2, no more dreams, no nothing. Sad day for me, sad day.

Iron Man 2 Trailer

It's funny that the guy from Swingers can make better comic book movies than Bryan Singer, but whatever. Iron Man 2 will kick ass, and that is all there is to it really. Click here to go see the trailer for yourself. Below is an animated GIF from the trailer, followed up by an animated GIF of my reaction to the trailer.

Bryan Singer Returns To X-Men Franchise


Fanboys all around are jizzing in their pants over the news that Bryan Singer is going to come in and direct the prequel X-Men movie. Yippie. If there is one thing I don't understand more than remakes, it's prequels. Most movies that get prequels are movies about characters which of whom we already know the past of. Why not make an original movie? Or make a movie about made up characters where we have no idea what past they had? On top of that, X Men and X Men 2 were alright. I don't get what was so fantastic about X Men 2, people cry about the Wolverine movie but they didn't seem to mind the N*SYNC in X Men 2.

On top of that, Bryan Singer sucks. Look what he did to Superman. That was on the same level as HULK. Complete garbage. I don't wanna see Superman get beat up by Kumar, thanks. Anyways, X Men Origins: First Class is what this is called, it comes out god knows when, 2012 probably. Whatever.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Review: The Princess And The Frog

Yeah, that's right. This is a review about the new animated Disney movie, Princess And The Frog. Most people that know me know that I have been a huge Disney fan my entire life. And when I heard the creators behind Aladdin and The Little Mermaid were back doing another animated Disney movie, I knew I had to check it out.

It's been 5 years since Disney has put out a 2D animated movie. And for me, it has been quite a few years since Disney has put out a really GOOD 2D animated movie. So I had my hopes and my doubts about this movie going in. But, it has my hero in it, John Goodman, and Keith David as the voice of the villain? It was smooth sailing once the movie started.

The Princess And The Frog is the best animated Disney movie since The Lion King. It's been a long time since Disney has been able to capture that magic it used to deliver in its movies. With great characters and great voices to go with the characters. The animation of course is top notch, the story is pretty great and actually had a nice little twist that I didn't see coming at the end. Everything worked perfect and as for Keith David as the villain The Shadow Man AKA Dr. Facilier, well, he will go down as one of the all time best villains in Disney history. And I really hope to see him walking around Disneyland next time I go. That is another reason I think I liked this movie so much. It was such a good movie, that I hope to see some of these characters running around New Orleans Square at Disneyland at some point.

Anyways, if you long for the days of some good old Walt Disney Animated movies like Aladdin, then Disney has made a triumphant return to doing what they used to do best.

10/10 (Mainly because of Disney making its return to making great 2D animated movies.)

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Poken? What the Hell is Poken and why would you Buy Poken?

Someone just asked me if I wanted to touch pokens. Poken? WTH. I have never heard of this thing before. Am I that out of touch with modern technology?

People are running around with these little USB devices that look like animals and stuff and have 4 fingers. Then they touch them together ( a "High 4"?)and exchange social network information.

Remember when you used to just ask someone for their number? Now I guess you ask for their facebook or twitter? Only these poken things took away that step. You don't even ask- just touch each others poken. I want to laugh now, but I wonder if everyone is going to buy poken things. A year from now I might be the only person without one of these things. I already feel like I'm the only one without an iPhone.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Star Wars Adidas Shoes?! Yes Please!

A big change will happen soon. See, I have been a long, LONG time wearer of Vans shoes. The slip ons and sneakers. Many years I have stood by as a loyal wearer of Vans. Well, after seeing these bad boys, I will be switching to Adidas for now. These shoes are just too awesome to pass up. Adidas has pics of all the shoes they will be putting out, but the ones in the picture below are my personal favorites and will be the pair I will purchase. The shoes will be in Adidas stores and select retailers this January. Click the image below to go to the official site and see all the shoes.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Coming To MTV and LOGO?!

You read that headline right, Buffy The Vampire Slayer will be coming to syndication land. And MTV and Logo will begin airing episodes in January. This is kinda cool, I was a big fan of the show, until Riley came along, that guy was a douche. But I own the box set so this isn't really that big of a deal to me, just cool that when there's nothing on, at least now there's the option to watch some Buffy action. Here is how things will go down...

New Years Day, Logo will give us a Buffy Marathon. From 6 in the morning, until MIDNIGHT. Yeah, 18 hours of Buffy. Can you handle that? And after that the show will air weeknights at 6pm & 7pm and also 2am & 3am starting Jan. 4. Over on MTV, they will also offer up a marathon, the series premieres with an 8-hour marathon on Sunday, January 10, 2010 starting at 11am. Then it will regularly air on MTV weekdays at 11am starting Monday, January 11.

So there you have it, capitalizing on the vampire craze that is going on, MTV is bringing back Buffy. Works for me, make that 1 good show on MTV. Nerds Of Doom for life!!

The Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer Looks Good

So it's from everyone who made National Treasure, which for some reason, I have yet to give a watch. Just haven't got around to it. But this looks cool. For those that don't know, it shares the same name as the Mickey Mouse short from Fantasia. And when I heard about this movie, I wasn't sure if there was any connection at all, and really haven't heard much of what this movie was about. Then I saw the trailer, and a very quick image flashed in a series of montages in the trailer and I realized, AH HA! THERE IS A CONNECTION. Check it out below. Not the mops, the buckets of water, and the dudes hoodie. I see what you did there. And I like it. Click the image to see the trailer for yourself.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Calm Down. Anne Hathaway Is NOT "The Vulturess"

Rumors spreading faster than, I dunno, can't think of a bad pun right now, something something Tiger Woods. There. But, rumor has it that John Malkovich is in talks to play The Vulture in Spiderman 4, and Anne Hathaway is in talks to play Felicia Hardy, but she will not be turning into Black Cat in the 4th film, but will instead become a whole new character, The Vulturess! Now, if you believe this story, hit yourself in the head, and if you are one of the many people I see bitching and crying about how stupid this is that she won't be Black Cat and will instead be The Vulturess, then do me a favor and delete yourself from the world.

There is no way in hell that they would do this. If anything, this seems like Sam Raimi leaking an insane story to pull a joke on fanboys on the internet and get them all riled up. So, calm down, this is not happening, sure Malkovich could play The Vulture, and sure, Hathaway could play Felicia, but THE VULTURESS?!?? Yeah, right, nice try.

Michael Bay Makes Victorias Secret Greatest Commercial Ever?! Yes.

Michael Bay is awesome. I have always been a fan of the man, sure most of his movies are garbage, but at least they all have shit blowing up, and I like to watch shit blow up. Well, now we have what could be the greatest commercial ever made.

Victoras Secret Models + Lingere + Explosions = Need I Say More?

We Don't Give A Shit About Tiger Woods

I know you are wondering where all the updates are, and the truth is, I'm the only full time writer on this ship, and if I'm busy doing stuff, well then the whole ship sinks. But I'm back, and if you are wondering if we will be doing any type of blogs or coverage or thoughts on the whole Tiger Woods thing, no, we won't. I care more about watching grass grow or paint dry. That is all. The ONLY reason I am even posting THIS blog is because people are retarded and want to read about this shit so we throw Tiger Woods into the headline and people search for Tiger Woods and Shit, maybe they will find this site and wanna learn how to make a potato.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Terminator Salvation Blu Ray Review

I didn't go see Terminator Salvation in the theater. I listened to critics and other people who said the movie was nothing but garbage and was pure crap. So I didn't bother. Like most guys my age, I have been a Terminator fan my whole life. From the very first movie, all the way up. So to hear the new one was to be directed by the guy that brought us Charlies Angels, and it would have no Arnold in it, I was a little let down. But the fact that Christian Bale was playing John Connor, peaked my interest a bit.

Well, I did the same thing a few months ago, listened to reviews and other people, and decided I was not going to go see Transformers 2. A friend talked me into going, and I loved it. So when Terminator came out on DVD, I decided I would see if this movie was in fact the pure crap so many said it was, or if it was a good movie. Well...

It was a GOOD movie.

Now see, I'm not the nit picky douchey cry baby nerdy fanboy like 90% of movie website reviewers. If I am a fan of a franchise, I go for the entertainment, and to see where the story is going to take us. I am not going to write a whole movie off and declare it horrible just because of some small thing, like the uproar when Spiderman came out, and he shot the webs from his wrists, not from his web shooters.

So, Terminator Salvation, it's a good movie. It's not great like the first two movies, but it's not horrible. And yes, I did see the third movie, and I liked the third movie as well, mainly because of the ending. And Arnold kicking over an ambulance. I'm not gonna sit here like most reviews and describe the entire damn plot, because you already know it, what I will tell you is that if you are a fan of the Terminator movies, and not the nit picky cry baby type, and just wanna see some incredible action and see where the story takes us for a new Terminator, you will enjoy this. People saying the acting is horrible and theres no emotion to anyone, well if you paid attention to the movie, they're kinda in the middle of a losing war, and have been at it for quite a few years, and have seen everyone they love around them die at the hands of machines, their emotions are kinda shot. As for the action scenes, they're incredible. Just go watch it, stop listening to insane reviewers, and go pick it up.

This is a sequel and continues the story where the third left off, but at the same time, you can almost look at it as a prequel to the first movie as well. I dug it, and if they do end up making another, I will be there opening weekend to check it out, reviewers are worthless to me now. People like Chris Gore are complete idiots. And I have no use for them.

As for how the picture and sound looks, come one people, it's a Terminator movie on Blu Ray. It's perfect.

As for that director, McG. Sir, I forgive you for the Chalies Angels movies. You did good this time. I would high five you if I saw you.


Wednesday, December 2, 2009

So Meredith Baxter Likes the Girls...

Some of us remember Family Ties from way back when, as a good wholesome family show.  2 parents, a few kids, all was good.  Mr. and Mrs. Keaton were hot for each other, but kept things cool and acted proper for the actually it was that Meredith Baxter was busy checking out Justine Bateman with the rest of us.  Yeah, Elyse Keaton aka Meredith Baxter has come out of the closet and is calling herself a "later in life lesbian."  Well OK.  She's been married a few times, has a few kids, but now she likes chicks, whatever works.  Always seemed like Mrs. Keaton was a little homely, not the sexy freaky type, but just turns out she couldn't unleash her freak properly until now.  Check out the video below of her announcing she's been feelin lezzy for about 4 years now, or if you'd rather just see her big boobs, check out Meredith Baxter topless in "My Breast."

The Shield Reunion On 'Lie To Me'!!???

The Shield is the best show in the history of the television set. Seriously. And if anyone challenges me on this, then I will run through a wooden fence and beat you down Strike Team style.

Anyways, Benito Martinez (Aceveda), Catherine Dent (Danni), Kenny Johnson (Lem), David Marciano (Steve Billings), Cathy Cahlin Ryan (Corrine) and David Rees Snell (Ronnie), will all appear in episode 12 of this season, the plot being about how Tim Roth and his partner thinks they might have sent the wrong man to prison. I have never watched Lie To Me before, but I think it's time I do some catching up. Especially since Shawn Ryan, the creator of The Shield, has taken over as showrunner for Lie To Me this season. The episode will be titled "Pied Piper" and should air in the spring.

Review: Kiss Concert Glendale AZ

I've been a casual Kiss fan since I can remember. I had the privilege of having an older brother growing up, he was a good 16 years older than me, so as a little kid, he was constantly making me listen to Kiss, Metallica, Iron Maiden and so on. So I grew up in that world. To this day, I still listen to that music, especially Kiss. I don't own a single Kiss DVD. I have a couple Kiss shirts, and plan on purchasing the Kiss dolls and potato heads. But I have never been a true hardcore Kiss fanatic. But even still, I knew that Kiss was awesome, and how legendary they are, so when I heard they were on their way to my hometown, I knew I had to be there to see them for the first time ever live.

I have been to quite a few concerts in my life, rock concerts, even country concerts, from big venues, to small bars, and I gotta say. Kiss is the best concert I have ever been to in my entire life. Heres how the night went...

My wife was reluctant to go, she wasn't a big fan at all, she liked a couple of their songs, but that's about it. But were one of those mushy couples where we are married, but were also best friends, so she came along. I also took my nephew. As my older brother did for me with music and movies, I have done the same with him. I am 16 years older than he is, but I have practically raised the kid and he knows all about good music, such as Kiss. So he was excited, but had no idea what he was in for.

We got to the arena pretty early, mainly because the arena is connected to the mall where we ate some burgers at Margaritaville, then walked over and got in line and entered the arena. The band Buckcherry opened up, I never liked them, so my interest was zero. Thankfully they finished up, and then the wait began for Kiss.... here is video taken of Kiss taking the stage from my iPhone....

Yeah, I marked out a bit. Well Kiss rocked the place, played stuff from their new CD, Sonic Boom, and even played stuff all the way back from their first album. They played a couple hits, Doctor Love, I Love It Loud, and then Rock N Roll All Night. Then, Paul told us all goodnight, and they left the stage. Needless to say, I was pleased with the show, but was a little let down that they didn't play any of their huge hits. Well, I got worked, as the giant light up letters KISS started flashing, so we cheered louder and harder, until Kiss took the stage once again, and Paul grabbed the mic and said "I get the feeling that you all aren't ready to go home yet." He was right, then he informed us of encores and other bands, how bands will always leave the stage and then wait and listen for the cheers and decide if they should encore or not. Some bands come back, play one last song, then leave. But tonight, Kiss will give us the longest encore we've ever heard. That's when Shout It Out Loud started up, Love Gun, Lick It Up, and Detroit Rock City finally closed down the encore. Greatest concert I have ever been to. Kiss has still got it, after 35 years. The aftermath? As for myself, I am a bigger fan of Kiss than I was before, I plan to purchase the Kissology DVDs once I can afford them. My nephew? Is now obsessed with Kiss. And the wife who was a very minor fan? Well, shes now ripping my Kiss CDs to her computer to put on her iPod, yeah, she was converted to a Kiss fan.

So, if you are a hardcore Kiss fan, of course you will be pleased. But for the casual fans, the small fans, and even if you only know a song or two, buy tickets to a KISS concert, it will change your view and opinions on the band. And you just might become one of us... THE KISS ARMY.

Tony Hawk: Ride - Worst Tony Hawk Game Ever?

For years now, around this time of year, there are certain games that usually release their yearly edition just in time for the holidays.  Most of the games represent yearly tradition for many people.  Madden, Smackdown vs. RAW, and until now, Tony Hawk.  I know our resident Tony Hawk expert Random Villain can shed more light on this subject, but our friends over at Attack of the Show showed us why Tony Hawk: Ride is by far the worst Tony Hawk game in the series, and just a horrible game overall.  Apparently the whole motion idea has carried over, and players stand on this virtual skateboard, pretend to skate, and somehow attempt to enjoy it.  Jerk favorite Morgan Webb came over from X-Play to spread the word to Attack of the Show viewers, and make sure no one spent 120 bucks on this crap.  Morgan even kicks off her shoes and demonstrates how this thing is supposed to work, and why it's no fun at all.  Kevin Pereira shows how u can play without even standing on the board, which is most likely what anyone who plays this would end up doing.  I've looked around at some other reviews, and haven't seen any that are positive, and scores from game players are even lower than the sites are giving it.  Check out the video below if you care to verify how bad this is, or maybe u just want to spend time checking out Morgan Webb, that sounds a lot more fun that this game.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Top 10 Films Of The Decade

Now, I have read a lot of these types of lists. Most people post crazy shit that hardly anyone has heard of, mainly because the person making the list wants to seem really interesting that they know these wacky foreign films. Not my list, my list celebrates the movies that kicked ass unlike any others. OR, they are films that brought something back to film goers that had been missing for many years, anyways, on with the list.

10: Casino Royale
Yeah, Casino Royale is number 10. Why? Because it brought back JAMES BOND. One of the most iconic characters in film history. To me, Bond died, many years ago, after Goldeneye, the Bond films were complete crap. They measured up to the Charlies Angels movies. CGI crazy action scenes that were idiotic at best. So, along comes Casino Royale, with one of the most stunning opening scenes of the decade, gone was the insane CGI and along came awesome chases and a great story, and the return of 007.

9: Pirates Of The Caribbean Trilogy
I don't care how much idiots on the internet bitch and cry, the first movie was awesome, and the second two movies were perfect. The 2nd movie had a great cliffhanger ending that I didn't see coming, and the third movie ended perfectly. Why? Well because it showed Disney had some balls. Ending with a somewhat dark ending that no one saw coming. Also, it gave us Keira Knightley. Thanks.

8: Grizzly Man
"Timothy loved zee bears." A quote said all the time since I saw this documentary. I saw Man On Wire, and all of Michael Moores films, and many more, but to me, this is the best documentary of the decade. A very interesting character of a human and his insane adventures, all documented until he wound up dying for it.

7: Rocky Balboa/Rambo
Rocky is epic. Rambo is epic. But Rocky V and Rambo 3 left us with a sour taste in our mouths. And after such a long time, it was a sad feeling to know we would never get a real ending to the Rocky saga, or if John Rambo would ever make it home for that meal he wanted so bad. On top of that, action movies had gone to crap. Gone were the icons of action, and in we now had Vin Diesel and The Rock. Ugh. But, Stallone woke up one day, probably after watching XXX for the first time, and said enough was enough. And gave us the Rambo film we had all be hungry for. And, gave us the proper ending to Rockys long journey that made up for Rocky V. Thank you Stallone.

6: Lost In Translation
I don't know what it is exactly. My love for all things Bill Murray probably, but this movie was simply amazing. Now, I know like The Wrestler, the ending was ruined for the fact that, it was all left up to the viewer as to what happened in the end. But with Lost In Translation, it worked. It makes my lil heart grow 10 times bigger and gives me a little teary eyed in the end. Fuck it, I love this movie.

5: The 40 Year Old Virgin
Welcome back edgy R Rated comedies. For a long time all we had was the likes of The Farrely Brothers and a string of lousy R rated comedies that had zero jokes and comedic moments and relied on poop jokes. But Judd Apatow came along, and comedy was reborn. Comedy with characters you cared about and loved. And The Farrely Brothers haven't been seen since, or well, they have, but no one cared.

4: Shaun Of The Dead
I have talked about movies that brought back R rated comedies, and brought back action heroes and good times. But this brought back great horror comedies. Back in the 80s, there was some great ones, Night Of The Creeps is a classic horror comedy. But, all we had left these days was Scary Movies and other bullshit. But along with this being a great horror comedy, it is also a romantic comedy at its heart, with zombies. I have yet to find one person that did not like this movie, and there is a reason for that, I don't socialize with morons. Because you have to be a moron to not like this movie.

3: The Dark Knight
We have had a couple great comic book movies. Iron Man, Spiderman 2, X Men 2, but The Dark Knight is on another level. Out of all the comic book movies made this decade and before, this is considered The Godfather of comic book movies. If a third movie is never made, I am fine with that, because how could it possibly be topped?

2: The Lord Of The Rings
Like it or not, these movies were the Star Wars of this generation. Sorry, but the Star Wars prequels don't count for shit. What is there to really say about these movies that everyone hasn't already heard hundreds of times? I just hope someday Peter Jackson will return to this same type of movie, and give us a Legend Of Zelda movie.

1: Pixar Movies
The best movie of the past decade? Wall*E, Up, Monsters Inc, and so on. Just go and read my reviews for their films. Pixar knows how to make movies, and make them right. They are flawlessly great films, one right after another.

Best Reactions to 2 Girls 1 Cup Video

While stumbling around Youtube, I came across more and more videos of various reactions to the disgustingly legendary "2 Girls 1 Cup" video.  Now I've never actually watched the video, as I have 0 interest in girls shitting and puking and drinking it etc.which has been widely talked about.  It's not hot, it's not funny, it just induces puke, and that's no fun.  BUT these brave people decided to watch it, and the reactions are better than the video itself. 

First up we have this girl, who is making a nice little video for her Youtube channel....decides to see what all her silly friends are talking about with this cup video, so she throws it on and tapes herself reacting.  It's always great when we get to see the tears well up before the puke has to get held down:

Next up we have some bad ass marines, they're the toughest of the tough....but the 2 girls and the 1 cup even kick THEIR ass.  Gotta love the guy in the back, who tries to hide that he's holding his puke smiling!

Next we have someone who decided to bring someone with a little more experience into this.  That's right, good old Grandma would surely have an explanation for all this.  Her reaction is horror movie-esque, as she definitely looks horrified:

And finally we save the best for last, we've got an expert on the situation.  Everything is settled right here, as the legendary Space Man from KISS himself, Ace Frehley checks out the video.  And in true Ace fashion, he puts it all in perspective: