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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Calm Down. Anne Hathaway Is NOT "The Vulturess"

Rumors spreading faster than, I dunno, can't think of a bad pun right now, something something Tiger Woods. There. But, rumor has it that John Malkovich is in talks to play The Vulture in Spiderman 4, and Anne Hathaway is in talks to play Felicia Hardy, but she will not be turning into Black Cat in the 4th film, but will instead become a whole new character, The Vulturess! Now, if you believe this story, hit yourself in the head, and if you are one of the many people I see bitching and crying about how stupid this is that she won't be Black Cat and will instead be The Vulturess, then do me a favor and delete yourself from the world.

There is no way in hell that they would do this. If anything, this seems like Sam Raimi leaking an insane story to pull a joke on fanboys on the internet and get them all riled up. So, calm down, this is not happening, sure Malkovich could play The Vulture, and sure, Hathaway could play Felicia, but THE VULTURESS?!?? Yeah, right, nice try.