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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Spirit Halloween-A-Thon


So Spirit Halloween, where I work, stayed open all night..... Yeah.


Friday, October 30, 2009

Top 5 Hottest Halloween Costumes

Workin in a Halloween store has many perks. The best of all, being to check out the hot chicks who try on the skimpy slutty costumes. So I figured I would name off my top 5 faves that I have had the pleasure of checkin out this year...

5. Miss Krueger


4. Wanda The Wizard


3. Ghostbuster


2. Snow White


1. Wednesday Addams

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Heidi Klum Naked and Covered in Chocolate - Happy Halloween!


This weekend is Halloweeen, and this is probably the best, sort of Halloween related thing I've seen all week (chocolate is part of Halloween?  Right?)  New book out entitled "Rankin's Heidilicious," which is a book that doesn't require much reading, just viewing of lots of hot Heidi Klum pics.  Of course these sort of books are supposed to be "artsy," but we're looking at Heid Klum's boobs and ass with chocolate dripping all over her, we're not thinking "artsy."  The chocolate boobies are only a portion of the pics, as there are plenty of other hot pics without the chocolate.  Here are some of the hot pics, but quite frankly, the chocolate pics aren't safe for viewing here (too much nudity in every one,) so check out the Heidi Klum naked chocolate pics here.

My thoughts on Hulk Hogan in TNA

So people wanna know my thoughts on Hulk Hogan in TNA. Well here are those thoughts, plus my thoughts on fans reactions to it.



Site Saved!! Talking To A Girl


So some idiot thinks we should talk to girls... So here ya go.


Suplex City: Population 2

Yeah for some reason this got titled duplex? stupid iPhone

autocorrect!

Vengeance!





A man jumping a chain.



So we decided to take the game of jump rope to a whole new level.


Random Villain Loves You Anonymous!

So what is, "The Random Villain Show"? Well the title may be a bit misleading. It will basically be, whatever I want it to be. Videos of some breaking news, videos of drunken madness, who knows what. Some may be 10 seconds long, some 10 minutes long. But they will be all new and fresh every time, shot through the webcam, or captured on my iphone. I have snagged an app for my phone which allows me to film anything on it then upload it directly to this site and youtube at the same time. So if some insane riot or god knows what is happening, and I film it on the phone, I can upload it right here, right away, all for you anonymous people to bitch about! See how much I care?!



And yes, that is a Masters Of The Universe framed poster over my shoulder.

The Random Villain Show Is Coming.....

I'm sick of typing all the time. So I'm gonna start turning on my webcam and using my iPhone to do videos of me ranting about things, breaking some news, or who knows what else. Which also means the Jerks YouTube channel is coming. First video could be here as early as.... Thursday The 29th. Now check out this picture of a hot chick!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Jimmy Kimmel Punks Melissa Joan Hart on Live TV...

So Jimmy Kimmel tried to bust out a little "Sabrina" humor white interviewing Dancing with the Stars castoff Melissa Joan Hart, who tried to go with an "I've moved on" type comeback, and well, things didn't quite go her way. Jimmy got the proverbial bitch slap in, and put her right back in her place. This is some good late night TV:



Related:  Melissa Joan Hart bio, nudity review, pics and clips at MrSkin.com

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Jigsaw Has Been Defeated By A Couple Amatuers!

I don't often write about the results of the weekend box office. But I find this pretty amazing. Maybe Hollywood will finally get the hint. But why do I find this so awesome? Not because of Paranormal Activity itself, but the story behind it.

I've been playing in the indie film game for many years. And a big problem I have always faced out here in Phoenix, is no one cares about a story. They just want to get big names to pop up in any piece of crap they write to help sell it. They shoot for getting a $500,000 budget, instead of thinking realistic and just using $10,000 and make a movie with a good story with unknowns. Well, Paranormal Activity proved my point, and proved with with some hurtin bombs.

Saw VI opened in around 3500+ theaters and made 14 million. Paranormal Activity, having already been seen by the majority of horror fans, expanded into just under 2000 theaters, and made 22 million over this weekend, bringing its total to 65 million dollars, and it only cost 11 grand to make. That is called success.

Take note Hollywood, please, for the love of Optimus. No more Saw, no more Rob Zombie movies, no more bullshit. Just let the people with true film talent do what they do, and ship people like Stephen Sommers and Brett Ratner to an island somewhere.

Netflix Coming To Playstation 3 At No Additional Costs!

Looks like I need to start my Netflix subscription up again. Word just broke that Netflix has announced plans to bring their Watch It Now service to the Playstation 3 as early as November. And if you already subscribe to Netflix, and you own a Playstation 3, it will cost you an extra $0.00 a month.

Not much else news to report on this, now I must sit and wait for the day that Netflix Watch It Now comes to the iPhone, then all will be right in the world. And if you are wondering what exactly the video below has to do with any of this, it has nothing at all to do with any of this news... I just happen to have that song stuck in my head currently.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

The Windows 7 Whopper

Honestly, a double burger is too much burger for me, I like my burgers nice and simple, but over in Japan, to celebrate the release of Windows 7, Burger King has gone insane with the Windows 7 Whopper. The usual Whopper but with 7 patties. BLUGH.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw 2010 Review

This is gonna be a brief review. Mainly because I'm tired.

The new kick out system is crap. I got hit about, twice, maybe, in the entire match, and after 2 pin attempts on me, I was done.

The new Royal Rumble system is boring and makes the Rumble the easiest thing in the game to win.

The game is the same ol same ol that we have seen previously. The computer is a reversing machine where damn near every move you do is reversed. I did a match against William Regal, I nailed him with chairs over, and over, busted him wide open, bleeding all over, every move I had set up was used, chairs, tables, everything I had to throw at him, I did, and then when he is holding his head, stumbling all over, bleeding everywhere, I go to throw my finisher on him, and suddenly he can reverse it and move around just fine. Does Regal have Hogan Powers now or something?

3 on 1 handicap match, me vs three computer players, I bust them all open, they end up winning by DQ, the match ends, they're in the ring celebrating, but have had a miracle happen, as all of them are no longer bleeding?

Same ol, same ol, Smackdown. Where the actual gameplay is idiotic and jumbled, but the storylines going on in the game are somewhat entertaining. Get it if you liked last years game and want new storylines to play through, other than that, nothing really new going on. Glad that I rented, and didn't buy.

6/10

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Grindhouse: The Wreslter

This is pretty damn great.

Rock Band iPhone First Impression Review

I've been a casual player of Rock Band and Rock Band 2 on the PS3 ever since it came out. I was pretty good, but never got WAY into it like some people did. But I still enjoy picking it up and playing with some friends every now and then. So when Rock Band came out for the iPhone, I was pretty interested.

I haven't played too much, and have yet to really dive deep into the online play of it, but like I said, this is just a first impression review. Mainly for those wondering if they should bother getting it or not. And the answer to that is simple. If you are a fan of the normal console versions, then you will be a fan of this as well. I find it to be just as fun as playing the console version, and it's nice not having to set up instruments and all kinds of madness to get going.

The game has the usual stuff, the world tour mode, the quick play, but what is pretty cool about it is the multiplayer options. If you have a couple friends near you, and you all have Rock Band and wanna rock out, simply sync up via bluetooth, and you're off and rockin. And the game also syncs up to your Facebook account, so if you have a friend on Facebook you wanna rock out with, it will push a message to them letting them know they have been challenged to a rock off.

My only gripe is the song choices, most of the songs are ones already in Rock Band 1 or 2. So for the games price of 9.99, I woulda liked to see some new songs in there. There are songs available for download through the music store in the game just like the console versions, but I think there shoulda been more than just 20 songs at the start.

So if you are a fan of Rock Band, and you got 10 bucks to blow, you will not be let down by this. Check out this video to get a good idea of what this game looks and sounds like.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Balloon Boy Neighbor Fights the Media...Literally

All this Balloon Boy crap is getting way too much attention. The kids idiot parents set up a stupid stunt, it worked briefly, now they're going to pay heavily for it. Done Deal. BUT the media has to blow this up over and over and just keep exposing how stupid they are over and over. We lost interest a few days ago...UNTIL some brawls start breakin out. Seems like this neighbor of the Heene family is pissed off at all the media around all the time, and decided to tell the media off and play tough guy...UNTIL some random media guy in a yellow shirt showed us he's been brushing up on his Wrestlemania 3 watching, as he slapped on the FULL NELSON on the dude. He had the move locked, until some other people got involved then they all start screamin like girls when the punches start flyin. Check it out:


Balloon Boy Neighbor Fights With Media - Watch more Funny Videos

Rihanna's Barbed Wire Boobs are Hardcore!

Ever since Rihanna got her ass beat by Chris Brown, she's taken on a new dark persona. Lot's of weird videos and dark settings, along with some dark and angry looks. A lot of those looks also involve her boobs for some reason. See through outfits with tape over her nipples and such are the norm for Rihanna these days. Now for the cover of her new single "Russian Roulette," she's wrapped her boobs in barbed wire. This is an attention getter no doubt. We could go for this pic WITHOUT the barbed wire, but of course we're just a Bunch of Jerks. Thanks to our good friend Paul Heyman over at The Heyman Hustle for pointing out the original inspiration for the Rihanna pic, which was of course the classic cover of the ECW The Music CD from the 90's, which featured who else but the Sandman wrapped in barbed wire:











Related:
Rihanna bio, nudity review, pics and clips at MrSkin.com

Driver Soaks Kids At Bus Stop! Jerk Of The Week!

These people just earned the spot as Jerks Of The Week. This is some Jerk worthy stuff. As even I, Random Villain, have done such evil to people. The ol puddle on a pedestrian trick. Take a look, enjoy the goodness.


Evil Driver Soaks Kids At Bus Stop - Watch more Funny Videos

Monday, October 19, 2009

Bouncing Off of Head = Epic Gymnastics FAIL

Since we're a Bunch of Jerks, we tend to sit around and laugh at others failing, its the premise this site was built on. Sometimes it's hard to laugh, because your too busy saying "holy fuck!" Such is the case with Jessica Gil Ortiz, who was ahead of everyone at this gymnastics meet, until landing on and bouncing off her own head. Watch the video and join us in saying "holy fuck!"


Jessica Gil Ortiz Epic Gymnastics Fail - Watch more Funny Videos

Sunday, October 18, 2009

The Queen Of Halloween!

Three women, One Queen. Here we go.

The Queen of Halloween Nominee #3 - Danielle Harris
A veteran of the holiday. Got things goin in Halloween 4 and 5. Taking the story of Michael Myers to a whole new level. And then growing up to be pure Halloween hotness, only to fail and pop up in Rob Zombies shitty remakes. Even though she appeared nude in the remake, she came back in H2, and that alone, knocked her down to #3.

The Queen of Halloween Nominee #2 - Anna Paquin
This was tough, should she come out to be the winner? Or would she just be number 2. It was a tough decision to make, but I put her at number 2. Her work on True Blood has made her a true queen of the horror world. And her part in the new classic, Trick 'r Treat, has earned her this spot. Maybe, just maybe, she will become the Queen Of Halloween in the future, but for now, the title of The Queen of Halloween, belongs to......

THE QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN - CHRISTINA RICCI

From The Addams Family and Addams Family Values, to Casper, to Sleepy Hollow. Not only does her characters fit the meaning of Halloween, she also lives the gimmick. And to me, that is what makes her, The Queen, Of Halloween.

October Movie Mania Failure? Top 10 Movies Of Halloween!!!

Well, I failed to repeat what I did last year. Which was watch 1 horror movie a day for the entire month of October. Just too busy, work has taken up most of my time, but that's alright because I currently, and for now, work in a Halloween store. So to me, that surpasses dedication of watching a horror movie a day to celebrate Halloween. I celebrate it every day at work damnit. And when I have a day off, I do watch a horror movie. So yeah, with that, I will leave you all with this...........

THE TOP 10 MOVIES TO WATCH DURING THE HALLOWEEN SEASON.

Yep, I will just do this top 10 list. 10 movies that are a MUST to watch during the final two weeks of October.

10 Casper
Yep, the friendly ghost. The Bill Pullman/Christina Ricci movie/ The movie that made me realize how important boobs would become in my life. Being serious though, this movie, like most adaptations, shoulda failed, and been cheesey as all hell, but this movie turned out to be, a really good movie.



9 The Addams Family
Probably the only TV show to movie adaptation to succeed in every way possible. Perfection. And another Ricci classic. Perfect movie to watch before Halloween hits.



8 Psycho
You can't have Halloween without Norman.



7 The Monster Squad
The Goonies of Halloween.


6 The Lost Boys
Before there was crap like Twilight, this is what we had back in the day.


5 Saw
What is currently that staple of Halloween. The more movies that come into this series, the lamer it gets, but, the commercials don't lie, if it's Halloween, it must be Saw. I roll my eyes every time I see a trailer for Saw VI, and then the music hits, and I think, OOOOH MAN! IT'S SAW TIME!!!! One of the best horror themes in many years.



4 Monster House
I wrote this movie off for a long time until picking it up via a free movie rental at Hollywood Video last year and was quite surprised at how good it was. It is probably as close as we will get to seeing a Goosebumps movie.


3 Hocus Pocus
To me, Sarah Jessica Parker is insanely hot in this movie only. This is the Christmas Story of Halloween....


2. Trick 'r Treat
...until this came out FINALLY. This will be a Halloween night viewer for sure. Every year. A few years down the road, this better play for 24 straight hours on syfy or chiller or somewhere from Oct. 30th-31st.


1. Halloween
But of course, as great as Trick 'r Treat is, it can not take out the legend. The classic. The ultimate movie to watch on Halloween night. It is tradition at our house, after all the trick or treaters are done knockin on the door, after dinner has been eaten, and after all is said and done, to settle on the couch, pop in the blu ray, and watch Halloween. The original of course. Not that Rob Zombie crap.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

I See Your Crazy Neighbor And Raise You One Drunk Dude

This is probably the funniest video I have seen in a long, long time. I laughed so hard at the end I gave myself a headache.

Crazy Lady Attacks, Then Falls on Her Ass

Today's LMFAO moment is thanks to Attack of the Show earlier today. Their "around the net" feature gives us daily videos of random shit we don't have the hours upon hours to hunt through and find on the net...instead they do it for us and give us the top 5. This video was featured today, and has some crazy lady who is pissed off about being woken up by some dogs, out raising hell in her yard. She's yelling at her neighbors, before noticing she's being video taped. Her wrath turns toward the camera guys, as she comes across the street, banging on the door like a psycho. I'd be pretty scared if i saw this old bitch bangin on my door and cussin me out. The focus was really on how crazy she was, but to me the best moment is when she randomly just falls on her ass, as the camera guys bust out laughing. People falling is usually funny shit....but even funnier when its a crazy old lady who apparently had pepper spray.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Expendables Trailer!

Just watch. Thanks.

Finally A Celeb That Isn't Bonkers!

So Roman Polanski got arrested, finally. And all over the place Celebs are..... lending their support? Uh, the dude raped a 13 year old girl, and gets arrested, and we are now supposed to feel bad for him? What, the hell?

I have been confused about this for a long time, until just now, when I read what Jaime Foxx has to say about Roman Polanski....

“If it had been my daughter who was barely a teenager — my daughter is 15 — Roman Polanski would be missing … period."

Thank you Mr. Foxx. At least I know there is one sane celebrity out there.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Toy Story 3 Trailer Arrives! Return Of The Astro Nut!

Nothing needs to be said, just watch and get ready.

October Movie Mania 11: Trick 'R Treat

Yes, you read the title correct.

I watched the movie again. Today I went directly over and picked up my nephew and brought him here, sat him down, and we watched this movie, first time for him, second viewing for me. It blew his mind, and for myself, I loved it just as much as the first time around, mainly because it allowed me to take a look at what else was going on in this movie. There was so much happening in this movie it is really hard to take it all in by just one viewing. I wish the thought, and heart, that was put into this movie, was put into every movie. The world would be a good Rise Of Cobraless place.

The main thing I noticed in the second viewing which made me jump for joy, was in a party scene in the movie, I heard a certain song being played in the background, hard to make out, but it was there, and I heard the words, "cry, little sister."

I love this movie.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

October Movie Mania 10: Trick R Treat


Most from the days of DevonLohan.com may remember, but this was my 2nd most anticipated movie of 2007. And it never came out. 2008 came, and still nothing. But finally the day came, and I picked up a copy, watched it, and the results.....

Well, worth, the wait.

This is the PERFECT Halloween movie. I don't wanna get too much into it because it can be easily spoiled. But this is the best Halloween movie I have seen in many years. This really is what most people are calling it, which is the Christmas Story of Halloween. The movie that needs to be watched every year in October, and needs to be played for 24 hours straight on TNT, or Syfy, or Chiller, or somewhere!

Most may know that this is an anthology movie, much like Creepshow. But, unlike Creepshow, these stories in Trick R Treat all weave together in someway, much like Crash, or Pulp Fiction. And, in Creepshow, we had The Creeper, and in Trick R Treat, we have who I am declaring a new icon of horror, named simply... Sam. The reason for his name, is pretty cool and simple once you see the movie.

So, if you are seeking the perfect movie to watch at this time of year, and needing a breath of fresh air and a break from the 27th viewing of Hocus Pocus or Halloween, then watch this. Trust me. Watch it.

October Movie Mania 5 - 9: Catchin Up To Do

Instead of make 4 blogs about 4 movies, I'll just pile them all into this one so I can hurry up and get to number 10....

Number 5: Psycho 2

Rarely does a sequel to a classic film come along that, actually delivers. But not only does this sequel to the legendary Psycho deliver, but it still holds up today! And believe it or not, Psycho 3, and 4 also hold up quite well over the years. Which is why Norman, in my heart, holds a higher place over the likes of Jason Voorhees, and Chucky. Norman is the original. And the master.

Number 6: Daffy Duck Quackbusters

One of the great horror type cartoons. Daffy, Bugs, Porky and Sylvester start up a Ghostbustin agency and hijinks begin. I watched this all the time as a kid, and was very happy to see it hit DVD just a few weeks ago. I still quote it to this day, but very few actually know what they are. Mary had a little lamb... BUT I ATE IT.

Number 7: Rear Window

Like Psycho, this is a legendary movie in the thriller/horror world. I really mean this when I say it, but this is the only movie I have ever seen that literally put me on the edge of my seat. Well, bed in this case, I spent 3/4's of the movie laying in bed watching it, and the last part of the movie sitting on the edge of my bed, hands on my knees, shakin in my damn boots.

Number 8: Evil Dead 2

Good ol Evil Dead 2. The strangest sequel in the history of movies, mainly because, it's a remake of the first movie just with a bigger budget. What else is there to be said about this movie that hasn't already been said 1000 times on this site?

Number 9: The Haunted House Of Horrors

I don't even know if I should count it since I didn't make it all the way through, it came on late one night, I started watching it, when we were in the house it was kinda cool, but outside the house it was singing and all kinds of stupid crap going on.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

NormsBarStool AKA AttentionWhore

Watch this idiots video....



Yeah, now seriously. How retarded and lonely do you have to be to pretend to be pissed off and screaming at kids on the internet just so you can get a bunch of comments making fun of you. Are you that desperate for comments that you would create this idiotic video just to get negative comments? Everyone knows that anyone making these types of videos are in for a world of shit talking in comments. So this douche bag decided that, the only way he could get attention was by getting negative attention and acting all pissed off and angry at the world.

Yeah, whatever dude. Here is an entire blog dedicated to you, is this enough attention for you? Do you feel better now?

Roman Polanski Gets Served to Chris Hansen

While the world is having fits about Roman Polanski bangin young girls 20 or 30 years ago, the simple solution has been right in front of everyone all along. When you have a problem with kid touchers, you call in the enforcer. As soon as they hear the "have a seat right over there"....they know it's all over, and the problem is solved. The video below, shows us what would happen, if Roman Polanski had a little chat with the one and only Chris "The Enforcer" Hansen.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

It's Halloween, You Should Be Watching "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park"

Between all the Halloween talk among us Jerks and seeing a ton of reviews on the new KISS album Sonic Boom, I was reminded of the classic......no........horrible......well both - the horribly classic KISS movie "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park."  In 1978 KISS was mega popular so a movie seemed to make sense, although this movie is probably one of the most nonsensical ever. In the movie, KISS has super powers and have to save the world from an evil inventor. Doesn't sound too bad, but wow, it's pretty bad. As bad as it is, it's considered a cult classic and a movie you have to watch at least once if your a KISS fan.

Bad graphics, horrible acting, and the special effects are at their worst here. I guess since fellow writer Random Villain is on a horror movie binge for Halloween, this movie fits right in - although it's considered horror on SO many different levels. Check out the trailer below then decide if you want to watch the full movie.....if you dare! And for you die hards, you can also get the movie on DVD as it's featured on the Kissology Volume 2 DVD.

Monday, October 5, 2009

October Movie Mania 4: Shutter

Wow.

So, the 4th was a busy day for me, was worried I would not be able to squeeze a horror movie in, but, unluckily for me, I did.

I came home to find my wife about to watch a movie, she said nothing else was on, and she is a fan of Japanese horror movies, so she thought she would watch a remake since nothing else was on. It was called Shutter, starring Joshua Jackson, you know, Conway from Mighty Ducks.

What followed was probably one of the worst movies I have ever sat through in my entire life. Not at any point did anything exciting happen, this movie is about Conway and his new wife being haunted by, you guessed it, a long haired asian girl. Woooo scary. Anyways, that is about it, the only fun that was had during this movie was making fun of how stupid it was. Don't watch this movie, pass on it, I am ashamed I watched it. Bah.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

October Movie Mania 3: Hatchet

When I first saw this, it had just hit DVD, and had been hyped up beyond belief. So when I first watched it, I was expecting the second coming of slasher movies. After seeing it, I was pretty let down by what I had just watched. Predictable, yawn worthy horror. But after a couple more viewings on late night TV when nothing else is on, it has kinda grown on me, a little, just a little.

I appreciate it for trying to bring back the 80s type slasher movies, but I also think my main problem going into this movie was I was fresh off of seeing Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon, which was one of the most original and entertaining slasher movies I had seen in many years. So Hatchet had quite the yard stick to go up against. Funny enough though, both movies feature Kane Hodder.

October Movie Mania 2: The Gate

I was pretty shocked to find out that fellow horror fan D$ had never heard of, or even seen "The Gate" which features a very, very young Stephen Dorff fighting off demons from hell.

The premise is pretty simple, parents leave, big sister has a party, and Dorff and his friend accidentally open up the gate to hell in their own backyard, chaos ensues. But what surprises me is unlike most horror movies, none have really attempted to rip this one off, or remake it, yet. Which is nice, because this, to me at least, is a classic 80's horror movie that I remember watching all the time as a kid. It's one of those horror movies that feature kids, but what takes place in it is pretty scary and realistic. Kids acting and talking like kids should. Much like The Monster Squad.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

October Movie Mania 1: Season Of The Witch

Alright, alright, October 1st kicked off with HALLOWEEN III: Season Of The Witch. I know I don't mention The word HALLOWEEN in the title, but that is because any time I talk about this movie, I only call it Season Of The Witch, and the reason is pretty simple.

See, after Halloween II, John Carpenter decided to continue producing Halloween themed films. Kinda like Tales From The Crypt, using the Halloween name and theme, but each movie be a whole new story. Well of course, Halloween III comes out, all hell breaks loose cause people go to see it and realize there is no Michael Myers in it other than on a TV, and well, you know what happened with Halloween 4.

But why bother mentioning Season Of The Witch then? Simple. It's a pretty kick ass movie. Take out half the title, and just think of it as a stand alone movie that is not part of the Halloween universe, and you'll see that by itself, it holds up as a creepy crazy sci fi horror movie about some dude that wants to kill every kid in the world by turning their heads into bugs snakes and shit by wearing these masks that will go off when kids watch a flashing TV and powers from a giant magic rock set it off..... ok yeah, sounds dumb, but shit, its fun.

So with that, I started my Halloween season off with Silver Shamrock. What was really awesome though, was I watched this movie last night, it came on HBO, right at Midnight. Right when the clock turned to October 1 2009. Perfect timing to kick off the Halloween season.

Is It 2004? Tarantino Announces Kill Bill 3........?

Yeah I am a little confused..... IGN, ComingSoon, and a slew of other sites are reporting that Tarantino has announced that Kill Bill 3 will come out in.... 5 years.... in 2014. Yay. Woop, de, fucking, do.

Now don't get me wrong, I am all for a third Kill Bill, but why get excited over something that is still 5 years away. And, on top of that..... he already announced this, back in 2004, after Volume 2 came out. So, why? Ah the hell with it. I don't even know why I am bothering to talk about it, probably to point out how other sites are weird in acting like this is huge news when it was already mentioned 5 years ago.

Transformers 3 Pre-Production Starts... TODAY?! Releasing July 1st 2011!!!!!!


I don't care what the idiots all over the internet cry and whine about, Transformers 2 kicked MAJOR ass. It was much closer to the cartoons than the first movie was. The banter between Starscream and Megatron was all there. The action was great, it was an awesome movie. Deal with it. God damn people are stupid. Saying Revenge Of The Fallen was hard to follow and it was boring. Those are the same people that find boobs and vaginas yucky.

Anyways, Michael Bay had this to say today....

Transformers 3: July 1st, 2011
10/01/2009 09:41 AM

Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012.

Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I'm flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.

P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

Pain and Gain is right after shooting of Trans 3.

Michael



Was Rocky Balboa Vs. Clubber Lang FIXED?!?

Footage has been found of what appears to be, a walk through, of the famous bout between Balboa and Lang. Is this evidence that the fight was fixed/staged?! You be the judge.

Maybe You Can Hire... THE A-TEAM!

I am so freakin excited about this movie. First we see that the van for the movie is almost the same as from the TV show. And now we see the ultimate bad ass Liam Neeson with his TEAM.

For those not aware, Liam Neeson is playing Hannibal, Bradley Cooper is playing Face, Rampage Jackson is playing BA, and Sharlto Copey plays Howling Mad Murdock. And this is being directed by Joe Carnahan, the man behind Smokin Aces.

I am a pleased A Team fan tonight.

Jerks Returns. "The Night HE Came Home"

Hello kiddies, it is I, Random Villain. Back from the, couch?

Anyways, it is now October 1st, and I have decided, Jerks will return. And I will be bringing a new feature with me. It is a challenge that I, and fellow writer D $ will be taking on....

From October 1st, until HALLOWEEN, we will be watching 1 horror/halloween related movie or show a day. And writing about said movie.

But that is all for now, be back tomorrow night with thoughts and reviews of the first movie of the month. I will see you all, a little later. Enjoy this.