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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Food Review: Logans Roadhouse

Let me put it this way...

When we were leaving the parking lot, I felt like some giant bearded dude just came up and punched in the face with flavor and awesome service and then just stared at me for a minute.

Logans Roadhouse is similar to many "roadhouse" style places, you know the ones where they give you a bucket of peanuts and you can throw the shells on the ground. This place isn't messing around. If you are a mans man, then you should be eating here.

Honestly, and not stretching any of the truth, within 10 minutes of sitting at our table, not only did we have our sodas, but we already had the dinner rolls, and appetizer that was ordered! They were no there to lolly gag around things, they know you go there to eat, so they feed you. The rolls there are probably the best free bread that you can get. Homemade yeast rolls with butter on them rock your world. As for the food, always good, but I may have found their hidden gem. Porkies. Chipotle BBQ Pork with cole slaw and a pickle on those rolls I just mentioned.

This place is no joke. They do not waste time with some waiter who just wants to crack jokes and be annoying. The waiter we had, knew I was hungry, he saw it in my eyes. First thing he did was get our sodas, then the appetizer came along with salads and the rolls. All within 10 minutes. maybe 5 minutes after that, our dinners were there. That is what I like. Most people don't like their food flying at them, but I'm fat, and was hungry, so get that food moving along. Their steak and shrimp is amazing. A return trip, is a must, and if you have a Logans Roadhouse near you, check it out. Their big special going on is pretty awesome. $13.99 gets you two full meals on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Pervs With iPhones Relax! Free Porn On Your iPhone! Pocket Poon!

Alright, all day I have been hearing nothing but whining and bitching and moaning from kids and other pervs out there throwing giant hissy fits about Apple removing any type of adult type content from their store. But for the love of Hogan who cares??? There was no nudity in the store! It was girls in bikinis/lingere! Good lord... anyways, I want to help spread the word of something. As a fellow perv and an iPhone user, this handy little web app launched at the end of January. What is it?

If you are a male, and an iPhone user, this will be the greatest thing to ever happen to your iPhone.

Yes, Pocket Poon. What is it? A web app for your phone that has FREE VIDEOS, AND IMAGES, OF TOTALLY NAKED CHICKS. No PASTIES or any of that crap like you had in your Apple store. And these just aren't random girls either. This features videos from both Suicide Girls and Playboy.

You can also throw down $19.95 a year for HARDCORE porn on your iPhone.

Now, that is all good and great, but are you ready for the best feature of this app? If you go to their site on your phones you will see this handy feature. Worried about having this on your phone? Worried your significant other, parents, anyone will play with your phone and see this on it?! Worry not....

This comes with a DISCREET ICON. Meaning after you visit you can add an icon to your iPhones home page to access it at ease, except, you won't see the icon as POCKET POON, the icon that shows up on the iPhones home screen says.... POCKET CLOCK. Upon clicking it you will see that it is, indeed, a damn clock. You then hit the info button and type in the password and bang, you're in. And all
your friends, family, strangers, will think you just like clock apps.

So there, stop whining, stop acting like a bunch of babies because Apple took away your scantly clad women. Go get Pocket Poon and you can have the real deal, secretly at that.

Mobile web apps at AppStoreHQ

Friday, February 19, 2010

All New Interview With Epic Beard Man Tom Slick!

This is an all new interview with Tom Slick, who tells his story of that day, and what he thinks of all the attention he is getting for this. Turns out the mans ass he beat, was a murderer who jumped parole and was wanted! Tom Slick is a Superhero!!!!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Who Is Epic Beard Man?


In the short period that I found this video, this man has become internet superstar of the year. So WHO IS Epic Beard Man?!

Thomas Bruso, is the real name of Epic Beard Man. He already has two other nicknames, Tom Slick, and Vietnam Tom. This is not his first time being an internet star though, years ago, cops used the taser on him for sitting in the wrong seat at a baseball game.

So there ya have it, Tom Slick, is everyones hero today. I wish he was my Uncle or Grandpa. And he is officially the Jerks mascot. Below the Mortal Kombat Epic Beard Man video is the original posting from earlier today.

We are only deep into Feb, but I already declare this the best ass kicking of 2010. Mainly because I freakin LOVE to see old dudes beat the shit out of young shit talking wannabes. You gotta be logged into youtube to see this, mainly to prove you're old enough to see blood all over the place I guess and some F bombs.

Word of advice, don't go messin around with old dudes, you never know which one might be ex military and beat the piss outta you.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The TV Fantastic, is Fantastic.

Back in the early days of web shows, there was one called Roommates, which starred Dian Bachar and Sam Maccarone. Most people may know Dian Bachar from BASEketball, Orgazmo, Cannibal The Musical, South Park, TV The Movie, and quite a few more indie comedies. Well, Roommates kinda came along and went, now old episodes of it can be found here and there, mostly on youtube. It is some of the funniest stuff you could possibly find, that is if you are into a bit of dark humor. Check out this episode, their debut episode, called Guns.

Well, after many years, Roommates has now returned on their all new site, The TV Fantastic. Where they will have other web shows along with Roommates. If you get a laugh at dark comedy and insane things, give it a watch. They have the all new episode of Roommates up with more to come.

I actually had the chance to get Sam and Dian to cameo in a comedy I made back in 2004, and they're really good dudes, and even showed me a never before seen episode of Roommates, which I believe to this day has yet to still hit the internet. All I can say is, it involved the likes of Christian Slater, and a jungle in their apartment.

Monday, February 15, 2010

The Next Internet Sensation. Chat Roulette!!

Pretty simple idea, with insane amounts of entertainment to be had.....

Chat Roulette. Here is the idea of it all, you got a webcam, someone else on that site has a webcam. And you click play, and you are randomly put together with a stranger for a webcam chat. Now, the fun part, is the fact that there are MANY webcam tools out there, ones that allow you to put any picture or video you want up in place of your own webcam. Find some recorded webcam video of a cute girl, go into a chat session with some nerdy lookin dude, and let the hijinks ensue.

Here is a little screen shot of one such session, where an animated GIF of a large black girl, was used in place of the users webcam.

Like I said. Much fun to be had. is a good site to use other things in place of your own webcam.

Go now, enjoy.

A Big Fat Told Ya So! Tila Tequila Miscarriage On The Way!

So, a while ago, I wrote this little blog, when Tila announced she was having a baby, I knew there was no such thing and bet that she would somehow suffer a "miscarriage" eventually for her fake baby... well guess what?! Tila Tequila claims she is now having serious problems with her unborn child. Sharp pains is a list of miscarriage symptoms according to the hospital she goes to....


Well anyways, she is saying she is going to KILL HERSELF if she does have a miscarriage. So now she is going to fake a suicide? Good grief. So when do you all think this miscarriage is gonna happen? I call in the next couple days. Go fake baby!!!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Captain Phil Harris from Deadliest Catch dies.

This you are a fan of Deadliest Catch, then this news sure will make you.......crabby! ZING A ROOOO!

Seriously though, this is some lame news, Phil Harris was my favorite of all the captains on that show. I've been watching that show for a long long time. Anyways, Discovery has been posting a blog on him since he first suffered a stroke back in January. So I will be lazy and just copy and paste it from there.

January 30, 2010: Phil Harris suffered a stroke while in port off-loading from the F/V Cornelia Marie. He has been transported to a medical facility and is receiving the best care possible. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family and we will make more information available as we know it.

February 1, 2010: Josh and Jake Harris thank everyone for their heartfelt thought and prayers. The Deadliest Catch community has always been more like family than just fans, and Discovery Channel joins the Harris boys in thanking everyone for their wishes of support. Captain Phil is resting comfortably and is in the care of excellent doctors and nurses. We will update everyone on his progress as best we can.

February 3, 2010: No one ever said Captain Phil Harris wasn't tough. Today, dad showed some good signs of improvement, squeezing our hands and even summoning his trademark Captain's bluntness by telling the doctors and nurses, "Don't f*ck up." We are encouraged but still very cautious. It is a long road ahead, but its made more bearable and comforting knowing your thoughts and prayers are with us. We are strong because of you -- our fans. Thanks and we will continue to update you as best we can going forward.

UPDATE: February 9, 2010: It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad - Captain Phil Harris. Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end. For us and the crew, he was someone who never backed down. We will remember and celebrate that strength. Thanks to everyone for their thoughts and prayers. - Jake and Josh Harris

Statement from Discovery - Discovery mourns the loss of dear friend and colleague Captain Phil Harris. He was more than someone on our television screen. Phil was a devoted father and loyal friend to all who knew him. We will miss his straightforward honesty, wicked sense of humor and enormous heart. We share our tremendous sadness over this loss with the millions of viewers who followed Phil's every move. We send our thoughts and prayers to Phil's sons Josh and Jake and the Cornelia Marie crew.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Tila Tequila Will Lose Her "Baby".

So, Tila Tequila is pretty much the most worthless person on the planet. I would rather go hang out with Paris Hilton over Tila Tequila. Anyways, Tila is apparently pregnant now. Wasn't she just upset over her lesbian lover dying the other day? I dunno, anyways, TMZ and all those other sites are believing this, but not Jerks.

This is another desperate cry to extend those precious 15 minutes even further. She is not pregnant. At all. And I bet you anything within the next couple, eh, I will give it MONTHS. Was gonna say weeks, but I will say months. She will somehow suffer a miscarriage. Yup, just wait and see.

Till then, watch this awesome video. Because I sure as hell am not posting any pics of that stupid broad.