Tila Tequila Will Lose Her "Baby".

So, Tila Tequila is pretty much the most worthless person on the planet. I would rather go hang out with Paris Hilton over Tila Tequila. Anyways, Tila is apparently pregnant now. Wasn't she just upset over her lesbian lover dying the other day? I dunno, anyways, TMZ and all those other sites are believing this, but not Jerks.

This is another desperate cry to extend those precious 15 minutes even further. She is not pregnant. At all. And I bet you anything within the next couple, eh, I will give it MONTHS. Was gonna say weeks, but I will say months. She will somehow suffer a miscarriage. Yup, just wait and see.

Till then, watch this awesome video. Because I sure as hell am not posting any pics of that stupid broad.

Tila Tequila Is Drunk, Crazy, Train Wreck.

STUPID BITCH UPDATE: Alright, so Tila got pissed, and made her video private. Tila, I have a message for you. The ONLY people that give a flying shit about you and that video, are people like us, the ones you just made unable to view your shit. Realize something, in about 2 years from now, 2 short, short years, and by 2 years this is pushing it, no one on this planet will know who you are. And the ones that currently do, won't give a shit. I give you 1 more year before you make a sex tape in one last desperate attempt to hang on to those precious 15 minutes. Now, go drink some more and run around your apartment, alone, sad, and alone.

Normally I don't give a shit about this attention whore, but this is pretty awesome to watch. First she gets drunk, then turns on her web cam, and calls us all bitches, then waves a gun in our face and grounds us! Oh, and the fact that this video is longer than The Godfather! Seriously. This crazy bitch went insane for us on her web cam for a few minutes longer than The Godather movie. For those that don't know, The Godfather runs about 2 hours and 55 minutes. Yeah. If you manage to sit through this entire video, then you win some kind of award.



And since she has made her video private now, you can just laugh at this little moment from those painful 3 hours...