We Don't Give A Shit About Tiger Woods

I know you are wondering where all the updates are, and the truth is, I'm the only full time writer on this ship, and if I'm busy doing stuff, well then the whole ship sinks. But I'm back, and if you are wondering if we will be doing any type of blogs or coverage or thoughts on the whole Tiger Woods thing, no, we won't. I care more about watching grass grow or paint dry. That is all. The ONLY reason I am even posting THIS blog is because people are retarded and want to read about this shit so we throw Tiger Woods into the headline and people search for Tiger Woods and Shit, maybe they will find this site and wanna learn how to make a potato.