The Boston Bomber is in Custody

After almost an entire week of terror and tragedy revolving around these jackasses, the remaining Boston bomber is officially in police custody.  We reported last night that there was gunfire and explosions in Watertown, Massachusetts which turned out to be the 2 suspects from Monday's bombing in a gunfight with police.  Police shot and killed one suspect, while the other got away and has been on the run throughout the day today.

19 year old Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was the bombing suspect that got away last night but has since been successfully taken into custody by authorities after a day long hunt.  His brother is the one that was shot last night, and apparently whose body was ran over by his own brother during the getaway.  This final showdown began yesterday after the FBI released surveillance footage of the Tsarnaev brothers carrying bags during Mondays attack and notifying the world to be on the lookout for them. 

The authorities nailed these two in quick fashion, and it's pretty amazing how they were able to track them down so fast since they definitely had enough time to escape the country if they wanted to.  At least in all this Boston will see justice rightfully served after the week these 2 assholes caused for so many people, which will be a loud and clear message to anyone who wants to try to be the next big terrorist....you won't win.

What the Hell is Going on in Boston 2: Shootings and Explosions at MIT and Watertown

Wow, this is seriously getting out of control. At this point President Obama has to be wondering if some sort of rogue terrorists are attacking the U.S. after tonight ANOTHER incident involving explosions and even shooting this time has taken place.

It was reported earlier that there was a shooting on the MIT campus in Boston where an officer was shot and killed.  Then just moments ago not far away in Watertown, Massachusetts, there was word of explosions and gunmen on the loose.  As seen on news channels, this time authorities caught 2 of these people and arrested them.  All we can say is this is total anarchy.  I remember after 9/11, pretty much the entire week or even more following that tragedy we all watched TV just waiting for something else to happen as the feeling was that we were surely under attack and there would be more.  That never really happened, but ever since this Boston attack all hell has been breaking loose in the country.

Of course the explosion in Texas was most likely a totally unrelated accidental event, but this latest shooting and possible explosions could be related to the Monday's terrorist attack on Monday.  I can't remember having these type of occurrences happening so close together.  It remains to be seen if our nightly posts on the latest craziness in the U.S. continues in the next few days.

Update: as our new blog explains, we are no longer BunchOfJerks.com but we are still just a bunch of jerks.

What the Hell Happened in Waco Texas?

Just a few days ago we were asking  What the Hell Happened in Boston?  Now another tragedy has struck, this time in West Texas just a few hours ago in the city of Waco.  Apparently a fertilizer plant exploded and has injured hundreds and killed a number of people as well. 

No real word on how this happened other than a fire ignited at the plant which caused the fertilizer to cause a massive explosion that could be felt for miles around the area.  The initial explosion happened a few hours ago, but the fire is STILL burning and releasing harmful chemicals into the air. 

It is really crazy timing for something like this to happen just days after the Boston bombings that injured and killed people as well.  This incident may have been accidental, but there hasn't been official word on what happened.  This explosion destroyed many homes and buildings in the surrounding area, and rescue workers are coming in from surrounding areas to try to help the huge number of people affected.  Apparently there are still people trapped in the aftermath of all this and crews are working frantically to get them help.

The amount of news happening around the country right now has to be at some sort of high.  Whether it's bombers, attempted poison mail deliveries, and even this West Texas explosion, it's crazy to have all this happening at once.  Practically the whole town of Waco is being evacuated right now but hopefully they get the help they need to deal with this tragedy.

The video below caught how insane this explosion really was:

 

 

The Greatest Movie Poster Of All Time! The Expendables 2!

This poster should just be the new American flag. The end. I had to go buy a new god damn monitor for my computer when I first saw this. Not much to really say here, just check this out and be in awe. The only people to have negative things to say about this poster, are also the same people who just got home from the movies after swooning over some vampires and werewolves.

Michael Bay Makes Victorias Secret Greatest Commercial Ever?! Yes.

Michael Bay is awesome. I have always been a fan of the man, sure most of his movies are garbage, but at least they all have shit blowing up, and I like to watch shit blow up. Well, now we have what could be the greatest commercial ever made.

Victoras Secret Models + Lingere + Explosions = Need I Say More?