Jessica Alba in a Bikini at the Beach Still Makes Lives Complete

It's been years since the moment Jessica Alba famously flaunted her bikini body and struck what is now famously knows as the "Alba Pose" which saw her on all fours with her ass popped up as if she was inviting the world to come have some fun.  All these years and two, yes TWO kids later, Jessica Alba can still go to the beach in a bikini and cause worldwide jaw dropping madness.

As far as movies go, Jessica has pretty much been known as a prude and won't get naked.  She did briefly show her bare ass in a movie once, but it's pretty clear that it's most likely as far as she'll ever go.  Apparently the same rules don't apply for bikinis, because these pics from the past few days in St. Bart's provide what are most likely the best Jessica Alba ass shots ever.  She doesn't even look like she's had 1 kid much less 2, and she seems to have no regard for her ass being barely covered when it comes to bikinis.  I mean the bikini bottoms are barely there, and look more like panties especially when wet (no complaints here.)

If you've been seriously lacking some Jessica Alba in a bikini, these photos will definitely give you your fill.  She rocks a bikini better than ever, and shows us all once again why she is the queen of tease.  Jessica, you HAVE to know when you where such attire that Jerks like us will be spending hours looking at the pics...who am I kidding, we all know Jessica knows about her famous pose and is ready to innovate with all new ones that will be just as legendary:

Jessica Alba Naked Pics Leaked - We ALL Care

Looks like the news of the day is that the stuck up, very private, "I'll never get naked in anything EVER" Jessica Alba has finally been b-u-s-t-e-d.  Yep it's true, the holier than thou Jessica Alba takes dirty pics with her cell phone just like other girls.  No word on how these pics leaked, but if they were stolen it was probably due to Jessica pissing people off by never showing the goods in her movies.  Recently the word was that Ms. Alba would be appearing "nude" in the recent move "Machete," and we say "nude" because it was a naked shower scene which was shot from the side so we really didn't see the good parts.  THEN come to find out, Jessica wasn't naked at all, and the scene used CGI to digitally remove her clothes.  So first she tells us she'll never do nudity in a movie, THEN uses body doubles in movies, and finally  just uses fake computer nudity.  So apparently enough was enough, and now we have real Jessica Alba boob pics that were probably meant to be private, oh well.

Of course there is the other scenario, where Jessica realizes that people are going to stop giving a shit about her unless she shows us something, so these boob pictures "accidentally leak" on the Internet, and suddenly everyone is buzzing.  These pics are from when she was pregnant or just after having her kid, so they're not the super sexy glamorous Alba pics all of you have fantasized about, but it's Alba, it's her boobs, so we have to be happy.  Check out the full story on the revelation that Jessica Alba takes topless cell phone pics too.