Farrah Abraham is About to Show the Real "Teen Mom" Talent

**Update - The Farrah Abraham sex tape is now available!**


Over a year ago I posted that the show Teen Mom was Certified Bullshit due to the fact that these girls who decided to whore it up early in life get rewarded with big money and artificial "celebrity" status.  I mean the original show "16 and Pregnant" somewhat spread the message that if you get knocked up as a teenager, you're life is pretty much screwed.  Then Teen Mom just made all their lives into soap operas for people to watch their lives continue to tailspin. Well NOW one of the teen moms is coming clean and going back to her slutty roots by apparently doing a porn.

That's right, the last day or so has been pretty interesting for Farrah Abraham.  First there were rumors of a sex tape she was trying to keep from being released, then there was word it was actually a porn she willingly shot with pro cameras etc. which was further fueled when she was seen walking around holding hands with some long dong porn star.  And the final rumor was that she had a sex tape she didn't have the proper releases for, so she shot a pro porn instead.  Either way, the farce is over and it's time to slut it up out in the open (and we thought her buying that new pair of big boobs was as far as she would go.)  It's the Teen Mom way, as there are constant stories of all these girls repeating their mistakes and getting knocked up again and again by different guys in some cases......well this time Farrah Abraham is going to let us watch!

No details on the release of this sex tape/porn yet, but of course porn king Vivid is all over making this happen since they obviously know it will sell huge.  How long before another Teen Mom gets jealous of all this attention and follows in Farrah's footsteps?  Which one will it be?

Certified Bullshit: Teen Mom

I've been thinking about starting this series for a while now, pretty much because there are so many things in the world that completely suck and deserve the label of "bullshit."  I think my Kardashian post was along these same lines, but now there is a new breed of talentless "celebrity" that got famous solely because they were whoring around as teenagers and got knocked up.  That's right, today we are certifying MTV's Teen Mom as bullshit.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of documentaries.  When this whole concept began as "16 and pregnant," I got the premise.  A show that documents how some idiot 16 year olds got knocked up and how their life sucks because of it might make at least a few young girls try to avoid such a life.  Some will say the show put too much spotlight on the idea of getting knocked up as a teenager and getting to be on TV for it.  I can see that point, but I think the idea of at least TRYING to deter girls from ruining their lives by giving them a glimpse of what it would be like made sense.  It wasn't until a couple of seasons of this did things take the wrong turn.

When this whole "Teen Mom" show came to be, it was basically picking out some of the knocked up 16 year olds from 16 and pregnant and continuing to follow their lives and idiotic decisions.  It was at this point that these girls became "celebrities" at least to the tabloids, and this show became just another soap opera fix.  None of these girls woke up and got their shit together, they all either end up in jail, found other guys to bang, or apparently even get knocked up again (with different fathers of course.)  These girls have turned the whole thing into just another show that people watch for the drama, break ups, make ups etc. 

If it wasn't for the fact that these girls and their drama are on every magazine and gossip site, who treat them as if they are actual celebrities then it wouldn't be so bad.  But like the Kardashians, the teen moms are everywhere and this show IS glorifying the idea of becoming a TV star just by getting knocked up just like these new "role models."  Is anyone learning anything from these morons anymore?  I think not.  None of them have turned their life around, and if any have then I assume they are the ones not being featured on the show.  

They are not celebrities, they are not role models, they made a dumb mistake and didn't smarten up even after the fact, no one is impressed or inspired,  there are no "true love stories" or anything they TRY to portray on the show, therefore we certify all of it, as BULLSHIT.