Certified Bullshit: Rihanna and Chris Brown Reunite for New Songs

So this has to go down as a record, or maybe some sort of "Double Bullshit" award.  Less than ONE week ago I certified Chris Brown as bullshit due to the fact that he beat the shit out of Rihanna a few years ago, but is still on all the award shows and is treated like he never did anything.  I figured posting pics of Rihanna's smashed face along with the police report that detailed the punching, biting, and choking that went on was my good deed for the day as far as exposing a woman beater.  Well when that woman tells the world that it's OK, and woman beaters should be forgiven, there is nothing else a Jerk can do.

Rumors were swirling recently that Rihanna was working on music with Brown, bust just about everyone was hoping the rumors weren't true.  Sadly today, Rihanna released the remix of her song "Cake," which features Brown and his whiny ass singing about how it's been a while since he fucked Rihanna and such.  Then Brown releases one of his songs with Rihanna on it......how sweet.  So basically Rihanna is telling all those abused women......"Hey if the guy says he'll never do it again, just go back to him I'm sure you'll be OK."  I won't bother posting the songs here, they've been described as "awkward" and the pretty much suck, so we won't promote music that's about beating each other up then fucking again after a few years.  As I wrote on the Bunch of Jerks Twitter earlier, Rihanna's cake was pretty good until the shit icing got added to it.

Word has been that Brown has a girlfriend so there isn't a relationship reunion, but why the hell this shitty music with Brown whining needed to be released I'll never know.  Maybe I'm wrong here?  Maybe there is a window of time where it's OK to forgive a man punching to a woman's face?  Maybe a second chance is in order after a few years?  Fill me in here.  Rihanna was once the bad ass chick that made a comeback as a take no bullshit woman who fought back agains an abusive man, but now that's all been ruined.  OH and if you thought about showing how you feel by NOT buying this bullshit music, they are already ahead of you as Rihanna was sending out links to download the song for FREE, since no one should be paying a dime to aid anything involving Chris Brown, no matter if the victim of his abuse is an idiot or not.

I believe I am done with this subject since it has gone to Double Bullshit level.  I will post on this again when the next beatdown/chokeout of Rihanna happens.  And remember........forgive and forget, no matter how much you get hit!

Certified Bullshit: Chris Brown

It's time to take a look at some undeniable without a doubt Certified Bullshit today, and his name is Chris Brown.  Now before I've written about bullshit like people being obsessed with Teen Mom 2 and debatable type topics.  Today is all about fact.  The fact that an admitted and proven women beater is allowed to be on TV and is given a spotlight by the TV and music businesses like he's never done anything wrong.

For anyone that's lived under a rock for the past few years, Chris Brown beat the holy living shit out of then girlfriend Rihanna back in 2009.  Need details on what "holy living shit" means?  Check out the police report from the night Brown beat Rihanna.  Punching in the face, biting, choking, it's all there.  Now Brown was convicted and was on probation or some bullshit, did some fake apologies, and somehow just moved on like nothing happened.

Now you would think the guy would just he happy to get out of this without sitting in a jail cell and quietly fall off the radar.  But no, he gets a huge comeback and most of the media treats him like he's a bigger star than ever.  All of this really pissed everyone off this past Sunday at the Grammys (the same show a few years ago that the beat down happened after) when Brown got to perform twice.  Rihanna was there too, and it was due to award show situations like this that last year she had the restraining order lifted as to not interfere with professional schedules.  But how does this convicted woman beater get to be on the very show that is synonymous with the beating?  Celebrities are pissed, fans are pissed, and they have good reason.

Something is wrong when someone that beats a woman is not only still allowed in the music business at all, but is rewarded for it with TV appearances and even awards on the show?  And we're not talking about a 1 time push or something, this is some brutal shit (see police report above.)  Luckily many have taken to Twitter in recent days to make it known that Brown isn't off the hook and shouldn not have been on the Grammys.  Everyone wants to be so anti-violence these days, what kind of message is it sending when a convicted woman beater is on TV as a featured act and all is forgotten? 

Is it wrong to think that someone who beats a woman that bad (or at all really) should be banned from TV shows, especially network TV shows for life?  I guess I'm wrong, and "forgiveness for anything" is the mentality most people have about this.  If anyone needs any MORE reason to agree with all this...take a look back at Rihanna's face after the beating, and you too might just jump on the anti-Chris Brown bandwagon:

Yeah, give this guy some more TV time and a few more awards too.

Certified Bullshit: Blue Ivy Carter

So Beyonce had her kid.  Now all the sites that have been watching for a fake stomach pad to fall out of Beyonce's shirt can maybe find a life, then again they will probably just move on to adoption conspiracies etc.  My point of today's Certified Bullshit is the fact that people have kids every minute of every day, yet this birth is being treated like the second coming of Christ.....and it's stupid.

Now this isn't anything against Jay Z or Beyonce, both are icons in music and no one can doubt their success.  It's not even the fact that they paid a million bucks for a whole floor of a hospital to have this kid in.  They're rich as all hell, so why not spend on a whole hospital floor if that's what they want to do.  This is more of a rant on this infatuation the public has with celebrity babies.  There are celebrity parents selling the rights to publish their kid's first pics to whatever magazine and people are dying to know what these kids look like.  The real newsflash here, most babies look like.........babies.  It's not like Blue Ivy Carter is going to come out rapping or performing the latest Beyonce song.  The Internet was taken over as soon as news broke that Beyonce finally gave birth, and it hasn't slowed down since with rumors, lawsuits, and just general bullshitting about this kid. 

Blue Ivy Carter is already a celebrity whether she likes it or not.  Apparently the kid crying is already in a new Jay Z song.  I just don't see the infatuation.  It's a baby, cool, congrats.  It's not going to change any of your lives, nor are Jay Z or Beyonce going to thank you personally for caring so much.  So if you are spending your day engulfed in the latest Blue Ivy Carter news, you need a life instead of spending your day with some Certified Bullshit.

Certified Bullshit: Teen Mom

I've been thinking about starting this series for a while now, pretty much because there are so many things in the world that completely suck and deserve the label of "bullshit."  I think my Kardashian post was along these same lines, but now there is a new breed of talentless "celebrity" that got famous solely because they were whoring around as teenagers and got knocked up.  That's right, today we are certifying MTV's Teen Mom as bullshit.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of documentaries.  When this whole concept began as "16 and pregnant," I got the premise.  A show that documents how some idiot 16 year olds got knocked up and how their life sucks because of it might make at least a few young girls try to avoid such a life.  Some will say the show put too much spotlight on the idea of getting knocked up as a teenager and getting to be on TV for it.  I can see that point, but I think the idea of at least TRYING to deter girls from ruining their lives by giving them a glimpse of what it would be like made sense.  It wasn't until a couple of seasons of this did things take the wrong turn.

When this whole "Teen Mom" show came to be, it was basically picking out some of the knocked up 16 year olds from 16 and pregnant and continuing to follow their lives and idiotic decisions.  It was at this point that these girls became "celebrities" at least to the tabloids, and this show became just another soap opera fix.  None of these girls woke up and got their shit together, they all either end up in jail, found other guys to bang, or apparently even get knocked up again (with different fathers of course.)  These girls have turned the whole thing into just another show that people watch for the drama, break ups, make ups etc. 

If it wasn't for the fact that these girls and their drama are on every magazine and gossip site, who treat them as if they are actual celebrities then it wouldn't be so bad.  But like the Kardashians, the teen moms are everywhere and this show IS glorifying the idea of becoming a TV star just by getting knocked up just like these new "role models."  Is anyone learning anything from these morons anymore?  I think not.  None of them have turned their life around, and if any have then I assume they are the ones not being featured on the show.  

They are not celebrities, they are not role models, they made a dumb mistake and didn't smarten up even after the fact, no one is impressed or inspired,  there are no "true love stories" or anything they TRY to portray on the show, therefore we certify all of it, as BULLSHIT.