Certified Bullshit: Rihanna and Chris Brown Reunite for New Songs

So this has to go down as a record, or maybe some sort of "Double Bullshit" award.  Less than ONE week ago I certified Chris Brown as bullshit due to the fact that he beat the shit out of Rihanna a few years ago, but is still on all the award shows and is treated like he never did anything.  I figured posting pics of Rihanna's smashed face along with the police report that detailed the punching, biting, and choking that went on was my good deed for the day as far as exposing a woman beater.  Well when that woman tells the world that it's OK, and woman beaters should be forgiven, there is nothing else a Jerk can do.

Rumors were swirling recently that Rihanna was working on music with Brown, bust just about everyone was hoping the rumors weren't true.  Sadly today, Rihanna released the remix of her song "Cake," which features Brown and his whiny ass singing about how it's been a while since he fucked Rihanna and such.  Then Brown releases one of his songs with Rihanna on it......how sweet.  So basically Rihanna is telling all those abused women......"Hey if the guy says he'll never do it again, just go back to him I'm sure you'll be OK."  I won't bother posting the songs here, they've been described as "awkward" and the pretty much suck, so we won't promote music that's about beating each other up then fucking again after a few years.  As I wrote on the Bunch of Jerks Twitter earlier, Rihanna's cake was pretty good until the shit icing got added to it.

Word has been that Brown has a girlfriend so there isn't a relationship reunion, but why the hell this shitty music with Brown whining needed to be released I'll never know.  Maybe I'm wrong here?  Maybe there is a window of time where it's OK to forgive a man punching to a woman's face?  Maybe a second chance is in order after a few years?  Fill me in here.  Rihanna was once the bad ass chick that made a comeback as a take no bullshit woman who fought back agains an abusive man, but now that's all been ruined.  OH and if you thought about showing how you feel by NOT buying this bullshit music, they are already ahead of you as Rihanna was sending out links to download the song for FREE, since no one should be paying a dime to aid anything involving Chris Brown, no matter if the victim of his abuse is an idiot or not.

I believe I am done with this subject since it has gone to Double Bullshit level.  I will post on this again when the next beatdown/chokeout of Rihanna happens.  And remember........forgive and forget, no matter how much you get hit!

Certified Bullshit: Chris Brown

It's time to take a look at some undeniable without a doubt Certified Bullshit today, and his name is Chris Brown.  Now before I've written about bullshit like people being obsessed with Teen Mom 2 and debatable type topics.  Today is all about fact.  The fact that an admitted and proven women beater is allowed to be on TV and is given a spotlight by the TV and music businesses like he's never done anything wrong.

For anyone that's lived under a rock for the past few years, Chris Brown beat the holy living shit out of then girlfriend Rihanna back in 2009.  Need details on what "holy living shit" means?  Check out the police report from the night Brown beat Rihanna.  Punching in the face, biting, choking, it's all there.  Now Brown was convicted and was on probation or some bullshit, did some fake apologies, and somehow just moved on like nothing happened.

Now you would think the guy would just he happy to get out of this without sitting in a jail cell and quietly fall off the radar.  But no, he gets a huge comeback and most of the media treats him like he's a bigger star than ever.  All of this really pissed everyone off this past Sunday at the Grammys (the same show a few years ago that the beat down happened after) when Brown got to perform twice.  Rihanna was there too, and it was due to award show situations like this that last year she had the restraining order lifted as to not interfere with professional schedules.  But how does this convicted woman beater get to be on the very show that is synonymous with the beating?  Celebrities are pissed, fans are pissed, and they have good reason.

Something is wrong when someone that beats a woman is not only still allowed in the music business at all, but is rewarded for it with TV appearances and even awards on the show?  And we're not talking about a 1 time push or something, this is some brutal shit (see police report above.)  Luckily many have taken to Twitter in recent days to make it known that Brown isn't off the hook and shouldn not have been on the Grammys.  Everyone wants to be so anti-violence these days, what kind of message is it sending when a convicted woman beater is on TV as a featured act and all is forgotten? 

Is it wrong to think that someone who beats a woman that bad (or at all really) should be banned from TV shows, especially network TV shows for life?  I guess I'm wrong, and "forgiveness for anything" is the mentality most people have about this.  If anyone needs any MORE reason to agree with all this...take a look back at Rihanna's face after the beating, and you too might just jump on the anti-Chris Brown bandwagon:

Yeah, give this guy some more TV time and a few more awards too.