The Ultimate "Who's Hotter" Tournament

March Madness is pretty meaningless if you're not into college basketball, but what if you had a similar tournament involving say.......the hottest women in entertainment?  Sadly I don't mean these women bouncing up and down a court in a basketball tournament, but rather a huge tournament that asks "Who's Hotter."

We even once held a poll that asked who was hotter between Olivia Munn and Morgan Webb, but Mr Skin is taking it to the next level by holding a 64 woman tournament to determine who is the hottest celebrity...aptly named the "Whack-It Bracket."  Separated into 4 brackets determined by bra size, this tournament is serious business that puts together some big time match ups right from the first round.  Who's hotter...Salma Hayek or Kat Dennings?  Kate Upton or Kirsten Dunst?  Katy Perry or Jennifer Love Hewitt?  Yeah, this tournament asks those questions and more.

Voting in the tournament is free, and by doing so you get to see naked clips of all the competitors in an effort to help you decided your choices, AND by voting you get a chance to win an iPad 3.  This event is bigger than any basketball, and you might actually get something out of this one.  Who is the hottest celeb?  This tournament is really going to narrow it down and will have a ton of tough decisions along the way.  So if you want to join in the REAL March Madness, sign up for the Whack-It Bracket and vote free!

Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn Should Get Naked...Wait, They Did? WHAT?

Yes, it's (allegedly) true.  Two of the biggest teases in Hollywood have both had hot nude pics leak within a day or so of each other.  Olivia Munn (who's Playboy Spread was trashed by our own Random Villain about 3 years ago since it featured her NOT getting naked in any way) and Christina Hendricks (whose giant boobs were covered by RV 2 years ago) are currently two of the hottest names on the Internet thanks to all this controversy. 

Of course the word from both of them is that the pics aren't them, even though some of the pics plainly show their faces.  So we are to believe that some pics were leaked, and some fake ones were also inserted even though there are some completely matching factors.  Being we're just a Bunch of Jerks, we're going to call bullshit on that story and totally believe that these 2 wanted to get down and dirty with these pics but didn't plan on all of us seeing.

The Christina Hendricks leaked pics are simply her dressed down (or barely dressed) with one pic of some giant boobs exposed, which is the one that is supposedly "not her."  The Olivia Munn leaked nudes feature a fully nude pic and include some awesomely dirty messages written on them for some guy.  Munn likes to talk dirty and tease everyone with how sexual she is without showing us jack shit, so these pics fit perfectly with the attitude she gives off.

Of course if they were smart, they leaked these pics purposely and are now sitting back watching how their stars are rising.  All the attention is now on them, but it's up to them to hold the interest by continuing to deliver the nakedness.  Simple formula...get naked = we care.

Brett Ratner Is A Douche.

I hate Brett Ratner. This guy has yet to make ONE good movie. And the reason why all of his movies suck balls was explained when he was asked about rehearsing with his actors and he replied..."rehearsing is for fags". Really?

Well with that and on top of him jerking off with shrimp and lying about Olivia Munn he now was fired, sorry I mean he resigned as producer of the upcoming Oscars. Yeah, he just willingly left that, and along with that, Eddie Murphy decided that his career sucks enough now, so why stick around to host something that he would be a part of that people will actually watch? So he left too. Can't do funny without Ratner huh?

Brett Ratner is like the Joe Francis of movies. I don't mean what that means other then they both look like creepers who Chris Hansen will end up interviewing in a kitchen somewhere. Why is Brett Ratner always sweaty? Every picture I see him in he looks like he just took a shit at a Taco Bell and is trying to figure out where he is.

In closing, who gives a crap if Ratner said "fags"? Gay people don't even care. This guy is a moron who knows for a fact he is in the public eye yet goes and says some of the dumbest crap on the planet. Like going on Attack Of The Show and talking shit about Olivia Munn. Brilliant move, I hope his publicist fires HIM. He sucks, I could give a 3 year old a toy camera and some legos and you would probably get a better movie out of just that over the crap this guy makes.

The 2011 Maxim Hot 100 - What Do You Think?

The time has come for the annual Maxim Hot 100 list, and there is a lot of interesting placement this year that will cause much discussion, debates, and arguments.  The first thing that stands out is that girls that got naked or had hot lesbian scenes in movies this year were rewarded with a top 10 rank.  Anne Hathaway got naked, very naked, in "Love and Other Drugs" so she earned her number 7 spot on the list.  Then of course there was the already legendary girl on girl scene between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, which earned them the number 8 and 5 spot respectively. 

Next up we have the somewhat surprising elements of the list.  Last years number 1, Megan Fox, dropped all the way to number 17.  Last year our own Random Villain posted his thoughts on women that were hotter than Megan Fox, well now there are officially 16 of them according to Maxim.  On top of that, Fox was replaced in the number 1 spot by Rosie Huntington Whiteley, who is also replacing her in the upcoming "Transformers 3."

To our surprise, Olivia Munn worked her way up to the number 2 spot this year.  Not that she isn't deserving, but we figured she was cooling off now that she is no longer on Attack of the Show and just had our NBC sitcom "Perfect Couples" cancelled.  Maybe around the time we posted that Olivia Munn wasn't nude in Playboy would've felt like less of a surprise.  But hopefully Munn takes it as a sign, everyone still thinks she's hot, and now she needs to make a bit of a comeback by getting naked somewhere. 

Here is this year's complete top 10 in the Maxim Hot 100, to check out the entire list check out Maxim.com.

10. Jennifer Lawrence
9. Cobie Smulders
8. Natalie Portman
7. Anne Hathaway
6. Bar Refaeli
5. Mila Kunis
4. Cameron Diaz
3. Katy Perry
2. Olivia Munn
1. Rosie Huntington Whiteley

Women hotter than Megan Fox. Yes, they exist.

Look, Megan Fox is hot, but I don't think she is as hot as most people seem to think. Hell, the girl that replaced her in Transformers 3 is hotter. So I figured, I would just throw up some images of women in the world who I believe to be hotter than Megan Fox. Elisha Dushku, Elisha Cuthert, Katy Perry, Kristen Bell, Charisma Carpenter for example. Check them out, whine and debate below, or do it on our message boards.

Olivia Munn is Making Her Own Magazine...and It Beats Playboy

The world rejoiced when news spread that Olivia Munn posed for Playboy, and we Jerks rejoiced as well.  Then news kept coming in that brought the situation down.  First was news that the actual Playboy only had 1 Olivia pic...weird, but AH the rest of the pics are online....then problem number 2, while the pics were very hot, Olivia didn't get naked.  Olivia claims she didn't want to get naked, most people say Playboy could've shelled out enough cash and made it happen, but regardless, it left us wanting more Olivia.  Well now Olivia is taking control of the situation, and is making her own magazine titled "Hey Olivia"...a magazine made with her fans in mind (the pic to the right is a preview of the cover shot.)  And having the fans in mind = a 15 page photo spread, in all sorts of sexy poses.  Olivia says she has total control, from what pics get used to what else is in the magazine etc., so it should be a winner due to the combination of Olivia being hot, and pretty damn funny too.  We've got the preview video below, and the best thing that stands out is some nice ass shots with Olivia in somewhat see through panties....yes THAT is what the fans want.  We're not sure exactly what all we will see in the magazine, but prob just a little more than Playboy, not a lot, but we can hope.  One day someone will realize that Olivia showing approximately 1 boob would = sales skyrocketing through the roof.  Until then, we will continue to be gladly teased by Olivia Munn.  You can buy the Hey Olivia magazine now, and the official release date is Novermber 12.

Olivia Munn In Iron Man 2?!

Hear that sound? It's the sound of fanboys, geeks, and nerds all around growing giant boners. I dunno what exactly the sound would be like, whatever, anyways...

For awhile now, fellow writer Johnny and myself have debated over who is the hotter of the two main G4 girls. Munn Vs. Webb. I am a Morgan Webb fan myself, but that doesn't mean I'm saying Munn isn't hot, just that between the two, I would go for Webb, but if Webb wasn't involved, I would make Munn mine, forever and ever. Even though there is some other chick on G4 who I find hotter than both but sadly, I don't know that chicks name, shes blonde, and really damn cute.

Anyways yeah, title says it all, Iron Man is awesome, Olivia Munn is awesome, and now Favs has combined them both into one big pile of awesome. I just hope that after Iron Man 2 Jon Favreau goes and does another low budget buddy comedy with Vince Vaughn again, cause Swingers is a freakin classic and Made was god damn hilarious.

J.U.A.N. Poll: Morgan Webb vs. Olivia Munn...Who's Hotter?

With the E3 bonanza currently going on, video games are the big business of the week. Of course G4 is the channel to watch for all the video game coverage, and video game coverage on G4 = game nerds drooling over Olivia Munn and Morgan Webb. In a recent Jerk meeting with some of our staff members, a debate arose over the level of hotness of Morgan Webb vs. that of Olivia Munn. The debate is split down the middle (yeah) so we've decided to bring the debate right here to the Jerk nation, and you can help decide who is the hotter G4 host, Attack of the Show's Olivia Munn, or X Play's Morgan Webb. Personally, I think they're both pretty hot, but Olivia Munn blows it out of the water. Morgan is a little too pasty for my taste, looks like she doesn't see much sun. Olivia on the other hand has the dark beauty thing going on, and doesn't really look Asian, but IS Asian of some sort, so i guess that makes her extra exotic. So here it is, Jerks speak out, and here is the question, give your answers. I've provided just a couple of pics, because if you've ever watched G4, you know who these women are.

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