Well the last page of issues usually give you a little tease about what the next issue has in store. And last month, one name caught my eye.... OLIVIA MUNN. Yeah, enough was said, the countdown began.... and today, the countdown reached the zero hour.
I walked to my mailbox. Ripped it open and threw it into the street like a caveman, ripped that plastic wrapper off the magazine, and there she was. Olivia Munn. In a teeny weeny bikini, emerging from a swimming pool. I was ready. I bolted inside my house like a kid who just discovered their dads porn stash, tore through the pages to find.....
1 picture.
1, god damn picture.
1 picture, and she's not even nude.
1 picture, and then it says... see more at the playboy website....
So, ok, I go to www.playboy.com/oliviamunn, where it tells me to go, and....
It asks me to enter in my email address and subscribe to receive emails from playboy.com? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MADNESS?!?!? Fine, what the hell ever, submit email address to access 10 of her Playboy pictures, ok, I put in an old email address I never use, click submit and.....
I get the following message...
"The Responsys Interact® on-demand marketing platform is currently undergoing scheduled maintenance. This maintenance is being carried out from Saturday, June 20 4:00PM (PDT) to Saturday, June 20 10:00PM (PDT) . Please try your request later. "
Um... really? So let me get this right. Someone goes to the store after hearing she is in the magazine, buys it, goes home, opens it up, and finds 1 picture with a message saying TO SEE THE REST GO TO A WEBSITE. What the hell kinda crap is that?! Then you say fine, go to the site, enter in info and the sites down?! Who knows what other hoops there are to jump through after you sign up.
What, the hell, ever. I do something that Playboy is obviously retarded about. I go to google. And I type in, Olivia Munn Playboy Pics. Jackpot. There they are. Done deal... but wait a minute...
She's not even nude?!?!! She is just teasing the nudity?! What in the hell!??!?!?!!?!?
Now, don't get me wrong, she looks fantastic and these are awesome pics, but where is the nudity? Playboy is known for getting the huge stars and hot celebs to come in and show the goods.
Ugh, whatever. There have been rumors floating around that Playboy is going down in huge numbers with their sales. To the point that their monthly issues might come down to bi-monthly issues. Gee... I wonder why? Maybe deliver the goods and people will actually buy the magazine. So yeah, word of advice to everyone wanting to see these pics, don't go get the magazine. Save your money, go here instead. I won't post all of them here because well.... Playboy goes kinda crazy about sites posting their pics. So I'll just post this one that I currently have as my desktop wallpaper. Enjoy.
