Wow, what a load of nothing really this week. Might snag the Stooges DVDs only because, I have the previous volumes. Wait wtf BLOOD FART LAKE?!
The Three Stooges Collection: Vol. 6: 1949-1951 Delight in the zany misadventures of hilarious knuckleheads Larry, Moe and Shemp as they square off against a town full of outlaws, fall in love with models who look just like them, aggravate a skilled knife thrower and offend countless strangers. In this timeless collection of short films, the Three Stooges continually demonstrate their flawless comic timing, delivery and improvisational abilities.
Robbin' in Da Hood When he discovers that his health insurance won't cover the steep medical expenses for his seriously ill daughter, otherwise law-abiding Xavier and his bumbling friends scheme to raise the cash by robbing a neighborhood drug dealer. Little do they know that another crew of would-be crooks also plans to rob the same dealer on the same day. Tyrone Burton, Countrified Wedman, Danny Strong and Cocoa Brown star in this caper comedy.
Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail When a routine speeding incident turns into a full-blown highway "situation," Madea (Tyler Perry) mouths off to a cop and lands herself in jail, where she's suddenly trapped behind bars with more motherly instinct than she knows what to do with. But Madea's nurturing side comes in handy when she crosses paths with a recovering drug addict turned prostitute (Keisha Knight Pulliam) who needs all the love she can get.
Friday the 13th Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker and Aaron Yoo headline director Marcus Nispel's chilling remake of the classic 1980s slasher-thriller that spawned a legendary horror franchise. Ignoring the warnings of the locals, a group of teenage camp counselors takes on the job of reopening Camp Crystal Lake -- on Friday the 13th no less, and raise the ire of Jason Voorhees (Derek Mears), a masked, homicidal maniac.
Terror at Blood Fart Lake When a clutch of college pals retreats to an isolated cabin for a rowdy weekend of debauchery and carnal pleasures, a madman dons his creepy scarecrow costume and begins to prey upon the unsuspecting youths in unusually creative ways. It's like summer camp, but with death! Can any of the kids escape the shame of being slain at a place called Blood Fart Lake? Nicola Fiore and Josh Suire star in this outrageous lampoon of classic slasher flicks.
The Cell 2 Maya Castaneda (Tessie Santiago) is an investigator with psychic abilities -- a power which she gained during a yearlong coma, the result of her having been victimized by a notorious serial killer known as the Cusp. Now the killer is back in action, and Maya must summon her psychic talents to delve into the dark mind of this notorious maniac, in the hopes of saving his next victim -- before time runs out.
Kiss: Over the Top A revealing look into the trademark styles, outrageous antics and immense popularity of legendary rock group Kiss, this unauthorized documentary features rare archival footage and interviews with original band members Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley. By playing catchy arena anthems such as "Rock and Roll All Nite" and power ballads like "Beth," Kiss enjoyed enduring success entertaining its legions of adoring fans around the world.
