It's a slow news day. Here's Kate Upton.

It's a pretty slow news day today. Sure there is news, but nothing major or important to even mention as of yet. So here's Kate Upton.

Jerkette Of The Week: Kate Upton

From now on, every Friday we will crown the Jerkette of the Week. Which celebrity chick stood out more than the others. And this week goes easily to Kate Upton for her epic bikini dance. So Kate Upton, congrats on being the first Jerkette of the Week. And basically being the reason we launched this weekly deal.

Kate Upton does the, "Cat Daddy" dance in a bikini?

I don't know what the hell the, "Cat Daddy" dance is. I don't fully understand what this video is even for. But what I do understand is, it doesn't matter. Its Kate Upton, in a bikini, dancing. You don't really need much more knowledge on the situation beyond that.

The Ultimate "Who's Hotter" Tournament

March Madness is pretty meaningless if you're not into college basketball, but what if you had a similar tournament involving say.......the hottest women in entertainment?  Sadly I don't mean these women bouncing up and down a court in a basketball tournament, but rather a huge tournament that asks "Who's Hotter."

We even once held a poll that asked who was hotter between Olivia Munn and Morgan Webb, but Mr Skin is taking it to the next level by holding a 64 woman tournament to determine who is the hottest celebrity...aptly named the "Whack-It Bracket."  Separated into 4 brackets determined by bra size, this tournament is serious business that puts together some big time match ups right from the first round.  Who's hotter...Salma Hayek or Kat Dennings?  Kate Upton or Kirsten Dunst?  Katy Perry or Jennifer Love Hewitt?  Yeah, this tournament asks those questions and more.

Voting in the tournament is free, and by doing so you get to see naked clips of all the competitors in an effort to help you decided your choices, AND by voting you get a chance to win an iPad 3.  This event is bigger than any basketball, and you might actually get something out of this one.  Who is the hottest celeb?  This tournament is really going to narrow it down and will have a ton of tough decisions along the way.  So if you want to join in the REAL March Madness, sign up for the Whack-It Bracket and vote free!

Kate Upton is Hot as Balls, and on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

I really haven't paid much attention to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition since probably the 90's.  I don't know why, but it seemed like back then there were iconic cover girls like Elle Macpherson and Kathy Ireland that really made people take notice.  In more recent years, sure there were hot models, but nothing really grabbed your attention and made your eyes pop out of your head.  Enter Kate Upton. 

I feel like I've read the name Kate Upton quite a bit, but didn't really take the time to find out what the hype was about.  Then earlier today at Jerk Headquarters there was discussion about Upton being a hot topic lately, and I suddenly saw a.......couple of reasons Kate Upton is everywhere.  What we have is a classic hot model, with a unique body that includes what appears to be an actual REAL pair of BIG bouncing boobs!  That's right, no cookie cutter shit here, Kate Upton has a unique appeal that has the whole world talking.

Now we sit back and hope the right opportunity comes up for her to get naked in a movie or photoshoot or SOMEthing.  Those pair of tits are gaining more and more media attention, so it's only a matter of time before someone shells out for some Kate Upton nudity.  If you are unfamiliar with her, here are just SOME of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit pics.  Let us know if you think Kate Upton and her famous giant boobs are the next.........big............thing.  As for us, Kate Upton will be the first female we have ever certified......as JERK-WORTHY.