LMAO of the Day: Justin Bieber Nailed with Water Bottle

So the Jerks have been on hiatus for awhile, mainly due to nothing going on lately, and maybe a bit of lost direction on the site.  I've been thinking lately about what the site is missing, and the one conclusion I've come to is that we're just not big enough Jerks!  We should be a little more direct when openly trashing the dumb shit of the world.

What better place to start then the biggest dumbshit on the planet, Justin Bieber.  Some may remember my post where I pointed out that Justin Bieber is obviously gay.  Some even questioned why I would devote anything on this site to the little homo, but it has come to the point where you can't avoid him on TV, radio, magazine stands etc., and it's pretty god damn annoying.  What's funny is, in 2 years or less (probably less) people are going to look back and laugh that they even gave this idiot the time of day after he eventually reveals he likes the sausage.  Actually the movement may already be taking place as evident in the following video.  Someone woke the fuck up while Bieber was on stage, and chunked a water bottle at his HEAD.  GOOD JOB.  Of course any other musician would go off and go crazy screaming "WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT BITCH," but NOT Bieber....he just goes with the OWWW, THAT HURT, I DONT KNOW WHY SHE THREW THAT?"   Um, maybe because you suck and are an embarrassment to life itself?  Just a guess.

Here's to hoping a "throw shit at Bieber coalition" is formed and springs into action every time he hits a stage:


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Justin Bieber is Gay and Makes Me Suicidal

So let's start the new year with a good old fashioned gay bash.  Well not that I have a problem with gays as long as they're not grabbing me, but what's worse, is a some little 13 year old with a stupid ass haircut, trying to be hip and cool like he's "down" with guys like Usher, and also trying to be a little pimp in his videos by pretending like he gets all the 13 year old ho's....when in reality he's obviously GAY.  Seriously, the 80's had some fruity stuff, the 90's had even more off the wall fruity colorful clothing and the like, but this is 2010, who the hell is listening and enjoying this shit?  Are teenage girls even into this?  How can anyone with a brain not look at this little fruit and see he wants it from men in the butt?  Music has had guys like Prince and David Bowie that have pushed the "glam" factor, and many times even pushed things to "fruity" level....but this?  This is too far.  I turn on the few channels that feature music videos, and i get this little jackoff on my screen way too much.  His first video that made me sick had him trying to talk ghetto with his "boy" Usher, which was bad enough.  This time, it's this fruit pimping hard to get some ass from some girl.  It's so bad, so unrealistic, it's just not tolerable watching this idiot try to play straight.  If you are brave enough, here is the video in question, but be warned, I felt suicidal thoughts while viewing this and you may too, because I think I would rather die than watch another Justin Bieber gay video.  Please Justin Bieber, retire, you are embarrassing yourself, and you are the biggest laughing stock in the history of EVER.