Tuesday, September 8, 2009
The Gayest Thing You'll Read all Day
Ever had a Man Shower? No? Me either, but I just read an article about setting trends. One of the hottest trendsetters these days is a guy named Scott Disick. See he's having a man shower. I think that means he stands in a shower with a bunch of men who jerk off and jizz all over his head. Makes sense. Oh, apparently it's like a baby shower, but it's a bunch of guys hanging out celebrating dadhood. In Vegas. With K-Fed. Bro-tastic. Now I don't know who this Scott Dick or Dicksuck or whatever is. Sounds like he was named by a homo with a speech impediment. To me he looks like the illegitimate half-brother of Donald Trump Jr, but it seems like he knocked up the world famous Kourtney Kardashian. Oh you don't know who she is? Well, she is most known for having a sister named Kim who did a sex tape and Kim Kardashian has a giant ass. Kourtney's ass has half the mass, but might be twice as nice. But really, who the fuck are these people with their trendsetting Hollywood faggotry? I miss the real celebrities like DJ AM.