What the Hell Happened in Waco Texas?

Just a few days ago we were asking  What the Hell Happened in Boston?  Now another tragedy has struck, this time in West Texas just a few hours ago in the city of Waco.  Apparently a fertilizer plant exploded and has injured hundreds and killed a number of people as well. 

No real word on how this happened other than a fire ignited at the plant which caused the fertilizer to cause a massive explosion that could be felt for miles around the area.  The initial explosion happened a few hours ago, but the fire is STILL burning and releasing harmful chemicals into the air. 

It is really crazy timing for something like this to happen just days after the Boston bombings that injured and killed people as well.  This incident may have been accidental, but there hasn't been official word on what happened.  This explosion destroyed many homes and buildings in the surrounding area, and rescue workers are coming in from surrounding areas to try to help the huge number of people affected.  Apparently there are still people trapped in the aftermath of all this and crews are working frantically to get them help.

The amount of news happening around the country right now has to be at some sort of high.  Whether it's bombers, attempted poison mail deliveries, and even this West Texas explosion, it's crazy to have all this happening at once.  Practically the whole town of Waco is being evacuated right now but hopefully they get the help they need to deal with this tragedy.

The video below caught how insane this explosion really was:

 

 

What the Hell Happened in Boston?

I certainly wasn't expecting to hop on Twitter today and see a ton of "our thoughts are with those in Boston today" tweets.  After throwing on CNN for a while now and catching up on what went down, there really aren't a lot of details.  The Boston Marathon was going on when suddenly 2 (or maybe more) explosions went off, injuring many and throwing the city into a state of chaos.

Of course when you hear explosions the first thing that comes to mind is terrorists of some sort.  As of now there is no confirmation on this as the authorities are looking into everything, including the possibility of a natural explosion such as gas or something similar.  Right now nothing at all is known other than at least 2 people were killed in these blasts.

It's hard to speculate with all the craziness that goes down at times with maniacs shooting up schools etc.  Being there were 2 explosions it does seem like some sort of terrorist act, but I'm sure we will know for sure within the next couple of hours.  The country is now on watch just in case this isn't an isolated incident.  Finding out that this was a natural thing would be the best case if there is one, but it doesn't seem that way as of now.

Farrah Abraham is About to Show the Real "Teen Mom" Talent

**Update - The Farrah Abraham sex tape is now available!**


Over a year ago I posted that the show Teen Mom was Certified Bullshit due to the fact that these girls who decided to whore it up early in life get rewarded with big money and artificial "celebrity" status.  I mean the original show "16 and Pregnant" somewhat spread the message that if you get knocked up as a teenager, you're life is pretty much screwed.  Then Teen Mom just made all their lives into soap operas for people to watch their lives continue to tailspin. Well NOW one of the teen moms is coming clean and going back to her slutty roots by apparently doing a porn.

That's right, the last day or so has been pretty interesting for Farrah Abraham.  First there were rumors of a sex tape she was trying to keep from being released, then there was word it was actually a porn she willingly shot with pro cameras etc. which was further fueled when she was seen walking around holding hands with some long dong porn star.  And the final rumor was that she had a sex tape she didn't have the proper releases for, so she shot a pro porn instead.  Either way, the farce is over and it's time to slut it up out in the open (and we thought her buying that new pair of big boobs was as far as she would go.)  It's the Teen Mom way, as there are constant stories of all these girls repeating their mistakes and getting knocked up again and again by different guys in some cases......well this time Farrah Abraham is going to let us watch!

No details on the release of this sex tape/porn yet, but of course porn king Vivid is all over making this happen since they obviously know it will sell huge.  How long before another Teen Mom gets jealous of all this attention and follows in Farrah's footsteps?  Which one will it be?

Jessica Alba in a Bikini at the Beach Still Makes Lives Complete

It's been years since the moment Jessica Alba famously flaunted her bikini body and struck what is now famously knows as the "Alba Pose" which saw her on all fours with her ass popped up as if she was inviting the world to come have some fun.  All these years and two, yes TWO kids later, Jessica Alba can still go to the beach in a bikini and cause worldwide jaw dropping madness.

As far as movies go, Jessica has pretty much been known as a prude and won't get naked.  She did briefly show her bare ass in a movie once, but it's pretty clear that it's most likely as far as she'll ever go.  Apparently the same rules don't apply for bikinis, because these pics from the past few days in St. Bart's provide what are most likely the best Jessica Alba ass shots ever.  She doesn't even look like she's had 1 kid much less 2, and she seems to have no regard for her ass being barely covered when it comes to bikinis.  I mean the bikini bottoms are barely there, and look more like panties especially when wet (no complaints here.)

If you've been seriously lacking some Jessica Alba in a bikini, these photos will definitely give you your fill.  She rocks a bikini better than ever, and shows us all once again why she is the queen of tease.  Jessica, you HAVE to know when you where such attire that Jerks like us will be spending hours looking at the pics...who am I kidding, we all know Jessica knows about her famous pose and is ready to innovate with all new ones that will be just as legendary:

Lindsay Lohan is Not Dead or Pregnant, Just a Little Bruised Up

Yes, we are the home of the original Lindsay Lohan death watch...but that was 2010 and now it's 2013 and Lindsay is still tearing it up making headlines every few days it seems.  We Jerks will give credit where credit is due, we called a Lindsay death headline many years ago yet she has proverbially flipped us off by continuing to live and has somehow escape spending years in prison in the process after multiple incidents of theft, car accidents, drunkenness etc.

So that covers the death watch, but pregnancy?  Well that was Lindsay's little April Fools joke on Twitter that backfired a bit.  Yes she tweeted she was pregnant, but didn't quite understand why people went off on the fact that the most unstable celebrity out there was with child before she revealed it was a joke.  She asked where their "sense of humor" was, which tells you that Lindsay has NO clue how out of control her life is. 

So these pics are of Lindsay hanging out at the beach in Brazil, where she's been hiding out er.... NOT partying or anything....yeah.  While we must admit she can still rock a bikini, we're unsure why her legs are all bruised to hell.  There's probably some great story behind them that involve hiding under tables to avoid paparazzi, but knowing Lindsay she would just claim she tripped while doing charity work for the elderly or something.  For those of you that still worship her there is plenty of Lindsay ass to be seen in the pics at least. 

So Lindsay Lohan has survived (so far)....so what now?  Do we extend the death watch based on the fact that her train wreck life WILL eventually end tragically?  Or is Lindsay going to keep on bucking the system and rocking on?  Hell, many people still think she's one of the hottest celebrities out there and her bad girl image only enhances that.  Here are the bruised up bikini pics to help you decide if Ms. Lohan is hot, not, or if her death watch clock is still ticking.