You know who I miss?
Miss Marcus Jackson.
It's political season. The teabaggers have won. Where is Miss Jackson to gloat?
For those of you who don't remember, Miss Marcus was the "Real American" frenemy of Devon Lohan. She loved America and She loved John McCain. She wasn't about to let our country be overrun by some dark Muslim overlords. I really hope she didn't do anything dangerous after McCain lost that election. I like to think she went back to "the wilderness" and worked behind the scenes to reclaim her country.
I'm Sorry Miss Jackson. I am for Reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaal. Whatever I said, Whatever I did, I didn't mean it. I just want you back for good. Please Come Back!
If you don't remember, this was Miss Marcus at her finest. She wrote "Real Americans Support John McCain" for the DL Blog. Since one of our writers messed up DevonLohan.com and got the Google Warning added to it, I'm just going to repost the whole thing here:
These are dangerous times we are living in. Militant Islamo-fascists want to destroy Americans. Radical socialists want to turn us into Cuba or Venezuela. Anti-White racists want to overthrow the government and install Barack Hussein Obama as our Robert Mugabe.
Make no mistake, if Barack Obama is elected, the terrorists will win. John McCain is a very polite man and wants to stay out of the "dirty politics." He has stated that Obama is a "fine family man." This is because he knows he cannot tell the truth. He will be branded a racist and it will cost him media and votes. He knows that radical foreign Muslims pose a grave threat to our American way of life.
John McCain is a real American. He has served his country admirably and is a decorated War Hero. He has selflessly served in the U.S. Senate, diligently fighting the communists in our midsts. He has what it takes to lead us to Victory, from Day One.
His running mate Sarah McCain is a regular American who knows what it is like to work for a living. Her husband Todd is a rugged man's man, who sacrificed his blue collar $100,000 a year job so his wife could reform the State of Alaska. They have struggled to raise 5 wonderful children on the combined salaries of a humble public servant, oil field worker, fisherman, and snowmobile racer. Mrs. Palin, as a beautiful white woman, did not have the privilege of attending fancy universities. And her Eskimo husband has faced ugly racism and discrimination.
These are the people who know what it is like to be middle class, hardworking, and not know where their next meal is coming from. Often times, in order to feed their children, Mrs. Palin even had to go out and shoot a moose or muskrat. When they were hungry, Bill Ayers did not invite them over for dinner. Tony Resko did not buy them a house. They scrimped and saved for a modest half a million dollar cottage, which Todd built with his bare hands.
I submitted my vote for John McCain via absentee ballot. Unlike most of Barack Obama's supporters I have a job, and I am not allowed to take the whole day off to vote. I am afraid this may decide the election. While regular Americans are at work today, those who manage to cast their votes on their lunch break are being threatened and turned away by armed Black Panthers.
Meanwhile Obama supporters recently received their monthly welfare benefits and are waiting in line at the ballot box, flush with malt liquor, fried chicken, and Kool cigarettes. They have nothing to do but vote for their Messiah, who promises to pay their bills.
