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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Apple Reveals iPad, I Reveal A Yawn.

So, Apple teased a huge event for weeks. What would we see? iTablet? iPhone 4.0? iPhone HD? All of the above? Well, today was the day, and what do we get??
The iPad!!

What is the iPad? Well, do me a favor. For those of you that own an iPhone or iTouch, pull them out of your pockets or butts or wherever else you keep them. Ok, now imagine them about 3 times bigger than they are now. There ya have it! The iPad!

Wow this is stupid. It feels like the iPad shoulda been announced years ago with the smaller version of it being the new reveal.

So yeah, there really isn't much to say here, price for it starts at $499 for the 16gb model. Add $100 more for the 32gb, and another $100 for the 64gb model. This is probably the biggest let down ever. It will also come with 3G model versions. 30 bucks a month with AT&T gives you unlimited data. No contracts.

I have had an iPad for a couple months now, but unlike this new one announced today, mine fits in my pocket and I can make phone calls with it.

Dear Apple,

Yawn.

Love,
RandomVillain